Bill and Melinda Gates announce one of the biggest charitable donations in history

[Lord Camomile]

Only six billion, two hundred million left. Fuck, how could he cope? (Not that anyone is proposing taking $100bn off the greedy cunt).

I was looking at this earlier, and if my reading of Wikipedia is right (far from guaranteed ) that's still more than the GDP of around 40 countries.

I can see how it happens, but I honestly still can't quite grasp the mentality that says "yeah, I've earned that, I'm worth more than entire countries".

 

[Proper Tidy]

Also all of this bedwetting is because of a proposal to tax wealth above $1bn at an astronomical 6%

 

[sihhi]

The absolute pits attacking Democrat taxation proposals

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Also all of this bedwetting is because of a proposal to tax wealth above $1bn at an astronomical 6%

I think we should try out post-WWII tax rates and see how they like it.

 

[platinumsage]

Now they’ve announced their divorce.

 

[editor]

Now they’ve announced their divorce.

It it's not amicable you'll be barely able to hear yourself soon over the sound of lawyers rubbing their hands together.

 

[keybored]

Did he finally catch her with an iPhone?

 

[platinumsage]

Reading between the lines they’ve been considering this for years and been waiting until all their kids are adults, so I doubt there’ll be any court battles.

 

[SpookyFrank]

It it's not amicable you'll be barely able to hear yourself soon over the sound of lawyers rubbing their hands together.

Asks for privacy. Via public social media post.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Maybe she thought he was spending too much time with his army of compliant drones recently.

 

[Santino]

Asks for privacy. Via public social media post.

Should he have written to us all personally? Or maybe just put an ad in the local paper?

 

[stavros]

Their marriage counsellor, yesterday:

 

[Saul Goodman]

Their marriage counsellor, yesterday:

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[SpookyFrank]

Who gets custody of all the sheeple?

 

[mauvais]

 

[BillRiver]

Bill And Melinda Gates Announce Divorce

 

[spring-peeper]

 

[Aladdin]

She was tired of him over exaggerating

 

[JimW]

Melinda claimed irreconcilable incompatibility but Bill thinks if she just updates her drivers or waits for the next service patch they can make it through.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Melinda claimed irreconcilable incompatibility but Bill thinks if she just updates her drivers or waits for the next service patch they can make it through.

I reckon he'll just install Wife 2.0

 

[SpookyFrank]

Melinda claimed irreconcilable incompatibility but Bill thinks if she just updates her drivers or waits for the next service patch they can make it through.

They should try running their marriage in '98 compatibility mode.

 

[Johnny Doe]

Apparently shes getting the house, but he's keeping the Windows.

 

[Mrs Miggins]

 

[Johnny Doe]

Apparently shes getting the house, but he's keeping the Windows.

I've heard since, this isn't agreed, it's just his Outlook. That's the Word on the street.

 

[magneze]

I can see we're going to excel at the puns on this thread.

 

[weltweit]

What is the Word about who will get most Access to the children?

 

[T & P]

Should he have written to us all personally? Or maybe just put an ad in the local paper?

I got the press release transmitted direclty to my brain via the Covid vaccine microchip. Have you not had yours yet?

 

[T & P]

Apparently shes getting the house, but he's keeping the Windows.

I'm sure the house could do with a lick of Paint anyway.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Reports of Epstein friendship with billy being bad vuggum for mrs gates and provoking this move

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Further reports of that nice Mr Gates being a bit a sleazy chap in his own right, pre-marriage days trawling strip clubs and paying workers there to come back and frolic naked with him and his mates in his pool. It's always he quiet ones...