Big Brother 6 - The Official Thread

[Balbi]

Im backing Maxwell to win this year

His 'rapping' from last night...

"I turned round to del, expecting 'alwite bruv' but the words that came out were 'glass of champagne love?'...."

 

[pk]

Craig should expect violence upon his inevitable eviction.

And rightly so.

Annoying little cunt that he is.

 

[Groucho]

Kemal is attempting to gently convince Makosi to put the other housemates' brains down. Makosi says she will put them down because they are getting heavy. Kemal approves and says she doesn't have to give them back but if she puts them down the other housemates mught find them. Makosi says, to Kemal's disapproval, that if the housemates don't find them she'll pick them up again.

They don't alow drugs in the House do they?




Kemal loves his complex ever expanding metaphors don't he? Though to be fair Mokosi started this one.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

im actually really glad that this year they all seem to be obnoxious twats because i fel no urge to watch any of it now

That's pretty much how I'm feeling now. Last year there seemed to be a real mix of personalities and some intelligence, but I just can't get excited about watching a load of thick people sitting round getting drunk.

 

[exosculate]

Anyone fancy doing a one word description of each housemate..

 

[CyberRose]

Anyone fancy doing a one word description of each housemate..

How bout just one word for all of them?!

 

[Orangesanlemons]

I think Mary is the driest, most deadpan BB contestant ever.
That, or she's really, really easily impressed by plastic broomsticks and cheap gothic knick-knacks.
Oh...

 

[exosculate]

I think Mary is the driest, most deadpan BB contestant ever.
That, or she's really, really easily impressed by plastic broomsticks and cheap gothic knick-knacks.
Oh...

I still think she has issues, I like her though.

 

[oisleep]

i think she's great, issues or not

 

[ernestolynch]

We watched it tonight for the 1st time since the launch and both of us were pretty impressed compared to last year. They seem to be a more normal lot than in previous years. For my wife to say she didn't mind most of them is really saying something.

My lowdown based on 1hr viewing:

Maxwell - favourite to win surely - Londoners make me laugh the way they talk, and he seems normal enough to have a pint with

Mary - funny as fuck, she's a wind-up merchant, and popular with the contestants

Makosi - nice girl who's been lumbered with a horrible task, but the bright ones have sussed this (Kemal, Science etc)

Kemal - funny as fuck, dry humour as well

Science - I thought I would hate him but he's not a plazzy gangsta type, seems to be a sensitive sort and clever with it

Derek - makes me laugh - a better, funnier version of Ahmed the oldie

Sam - fucking gorgeous but I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her, very false

Saskia - ignorant slapper school bully, avoid

Anthony - looks like a fucking muppet, very nondescript

Craig - boring fag

Vanessa - nondescript - she'll be out first

Lesley - she'll come into her own once the crowd gets smaller - she seems out of her depth at the moment

Roberto - he'll be in the final 3 - very funny bloke - wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't Italian at all

I'm glad C4 have got some decent people in this year - I loved last year but that Scottish muscle mary, the Seth African bimbo and that misogynistic black man ruined it. Victor must have won the BNP thousands of new members and votes. Thankfully they have some black people on it who aren't cocks this time.

 

[tastebud]

hmmmm am getting big brother pangs.

mustn't watch it though. they struck me as a bunch of twats (i only watched the first one though).

maybe after my exams.

 

[exosculate]

My lowdown

Maxwell - Tory boy who hates lefties

Mary - Nice - but 7 alien abductions - clear fruitloop

Makosi - Like her, spoilt background though

Kemal - My favourite no doubt about it

Science - Interesting bit childish though

Derek - Horrible reactionary apartheid dealing fecker

Sam - Empty vacuum head - i hate her

Saskia - See Sam

Anthony - Nice but dim

Craig - Hates council tenants - nuff said

Vanessa - Who?????

Lesley - Vicky Pollard

Roberto - Tony Ferrino - remember him?

 

[CyberRose]

I can safely say there is no chance of the following people winning...Mokosi, Kamel, Craig, Science, Lesely, Mary, Vanessa

That leaves Maxwell, Derek, Sam, Saskia, Anthony and Roberto

Out of those I would doubt very much that Saskia or Anthony could win

Derek could go either way as we aint seen much of what he's like yet but I have a feeling he wont be popular

Final three will be Maxwell, Roberto and one of Sam or Derek (both haven't done much yet so its hard to tell, but definately one of those two)

 

[WasGeri]

I can't stand Sam - her goofy teeth do my head in.

 

[Echo Beach]

Sam just comes across very false to me. As someone who is supposedly intelligent maybe its because she feels she has to dumb down to fit in with the majority. And her performance in the diary room! How shifty was that?

 

[Hellsbells]

Urgh, can't stand Sam. Her fake giggling and self conscious hair flicking really makes me cringe.

My predicitions for the final 3 are Roberto, Maxwell and Mary.
I think Derek is amusing, if a bit pretentious, but I don't think he's going to last long. The rest of the girls will be out pretty soon aswell. Bloody wannabe glamour model clones.

 

[kea]

ok now i've seen a bit more of them ...

people i actively dislike -
craig, lesley, maxwell

people i'm ambivalent about -
science, derek, anthony, saskia, vanessa (so much so that i ususally completely forget her existence and can never work out who the 13th housemate is )

people i quite like -
roberto, sam, makosi, mary, kemal (tho he's starting to grate on me a bit so i might develop a sudden hatred ...)

 

[Jenerys]

I've been very good and kept myself away from BB, tho, have now realised that the 10 p.m. show is just around the same time I pack away my school books for the night

Loving Kemal and Makosi

 

[J77]

Anyone got their boobies out yet?

 

[xes]

You want me to get the pics n put em somewhere for you to look at ya pervs?

Dont say you wasnt warned..

http://www.geocities.com/addict2_uk/bb1.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/addict2_uk/bb2.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/addict2_uk/bb3.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/addict2_uk/bb4.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/addict2_uk/bb5.jpg

Yes J77,they have (last 3 pics)

 

[J77]

pah - geocities transfer overload rubbish...

only got the lesley one and she's a minger <--- note the use of a bb word.

 

[Spud Murphy]

Who needs Big Brother 6 when you've got Urban75?

 

[chegrimandi]

oh my god just found out that a close colleague - her brother is Maxwell!!! lol

 

[belboid]

well, two ten minute slots have been more than enough for me so far! Bunch of fucking wankers each and everyone one as far as I could see.

Sex and violence almost definite - hopefully enough to get the whole thing shut down.

 

[xes]

oh my god just found out that a close colleague - her brother is Maxwell!!! lol

HAHA!!! you'll have to go on big brothers little brother now and dish some dirt

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

am i the only one to think that kemal and our very own taximo have been seperated at birth??

 

[kyser_soze]

How does Lesley remain upright?

I mean Jay-sus!!

 

[J77]

That's Saskia, isn't it?

Do you reckon she was well large and lost a lot of weight everywhere but in her puppies?

 

[kyser_soze]

Is it? It's a wee bit confuzzling having two almost identical large chested laydeez...

 

[CyberRose]

I've been very good and kept myself away from BB, tho, have now realised that the 10 p.m. show is just around the same time I pack away my school books for the night

Loving Kemal and Makosi

Cannot stand Kemal and Makosi - get em out!!