Ashley Banjo's Secret Street Crew

[Dooby]

I have watched the first episode twice now, have stopped myself watching it more, and am looking forward to tonight's. I'm declaring out and proud that I love this and I DON'T CARE. Proper feel good telly, everyone shedding a wee happy tear at the end, awww.

 

[Dooby]

Though I'm also obsessed with 'Got to Dance' for the first time. It must be some kind of counterpoint to being an idle lardarse.

 

[editor]

What's an Ashley Banjo and what tune does it play?

 

[Voley]

It's a euphemism for the fine length of skin on the underside of the penis linking the helmet to the foreskin and main shaft iirc.

 

[Dooby]

Oh ffs there was I thinking I was watching happy dancing programmes and I was clearly watching porn all along. I hate it when that happens.

 

[fucthest8]

Just thought I'd pitch my "obsessed with Got To Dance and Street Crew" vote in, just so you know you're not alone Dooby
Did you fucking SEE 'A Team' tonight? Literally had my mouth open for 30 seconds at one point, just astounding

 

[Dooby]

Ooh just seen this, glad someone else has come out!
I study the moves the old fat ones are doing in Street Crew, figuring I can aspire to those...

 

[pigtails]

I love them both too!

*punch it in*

 

[ChrisFilter]

I'm a massive got to dance fan. Love every minute of it. A-Team were incredible. They're my guess for the win.

 

[Dooby]

I'm stunned by the talent on Got to Dance, am just in awe of so many of them. In fact watching this does make you think teenage boys are brilliant, and I can't bloody stand teenage boys.

 

[Maggot]

I wanna know about this Ashley Banjo thing?

 

[Dooby]

Ashley Banjo is the unlikely named bloke who heads the dance group Diversity, sits on the panel of gotta dance and is seemingly perfect in every way which is not quite as nauseating as it sounds.

 

[pigtails]

He's very perfect but soooooo lovely!

 

[fucthest8]

You know, I don't think I've ever had a man-crush before, but he is fucking lovely in every way isn't he? The missus likes him too.
Final on Sunday, VERY EXCITED. A Team, Unity UK, Antics, Boadicea, Methods of Movement ... please let it be one of them who wins. Can't decide!

 

[pigtails]

I want prodajig to win, it would be nice if a non street dance act won!

 

[tommers]

Every child in SE London is in some kind of urban street dance collective. FACT.

 

[joustmaster]

is it his real name? it makes me laugh every time i see him
sounds like some name keith lemon would invent

 

[pigtails]

Yay for prodijig!

 

[ChrisFilter]

Diversity were just incredible.

 

[pigtails]

Yeah, they are something really special!

 

[Espresso]

is it his real name? it makes me laugh every time i see him
sounds like some name keith lemon would invent

It is his real name and I think it's easily the most fantastic real name I've heard in an age.
He was doing a degree in physics when they were in BGT, as I recall. I would really like for him to go back to that when he gets too old to be as bendy as he is now. Then he can get his PhD and be Dr Banjo.

 

[Yelkcub]

Just been watching this and really enjoyed it. The cynic that dominates me couldn't hate anyone in it and I couldn't help loving the finale. And they were coppers. Not real urbans obviously.

 

[mrs quoad]

It is his real name and I think it's easily the most fantastic real name I've heard in an age.
He was doing a degree in physics when they were in BGT, as I recall.

String theory?

I would really like for him to go back to that when he gets too old to be as bendy as he is now. Then he can get his PhD and be Dr Banjo.

Dr Banjo String