I've got Bard now too and it's a bit rubbish. I have been using ChatGPT to create model essays etc. for work. It's good though not eds proofreading as will just insert random things that don't make sense (but sound good). The problem with ChatGPT is that it always seems to be down or unavailable.
Bard is a rubbish text generator so far. It doesn't give me usable material (though I did use it for a section of a lesson where I asked students to guess which was their work and which was AI generated). So I asked it why its not as good as ChatGPT:
It's wrong. Chatgpt is better at creative stuff too.
I was testing CGPT and one test was lyrics for the theme song of a movie about a monster made of discarded crisp packets.
Here is the CGPT effort
Verse 1:
Discarded crisp packets, rustling in the night
A monster lurking, out of sight
A twisted figure, made of trash and waste
It's coming for you, with a crunch and a taste
Chorus:
Discarded crisp packets, a monster so vile
Discarded crisp packets, it's got you in its file
Discarded crisp packets, a creature of waste
Discarded crisp packets, it'll end you in a haste
Verse 2:
A creature born of pollution and sin
It's here to take you, it's waiting to begin
A rustling sound, it's getting near
You better run, you better fear
Chorus:
Discarded crisp packets, a monster so vile
Discarded crisp packets, it's got you in its file
Discarded crisp packets, a creature of waste
Discarded crisp packets, it'll end you in a haste
Bridge:
A warning to all, to dispose of your trash
Or else you'll be the next, in it's deadly dash
Discarded crisp packets, the monster's here to stay
Discarded crisp packets, it's coming for you today
Chorus:
Discarded crisp packets, a monster so vile
Discarded crisp packets, it's got you in its file
Discarded crisp packets, a creature of waste
Discarded crisp packets, it'll end you in a haste
Outro:
Discarded crisp packets, the monster's on the prowl
Discarded crisp packets, it's coming to devour you now.
*Note: As a reminder again, pollution and littering is a serious problem and it's important to keep the environment clean.
Here is bard.
(Verse 1)
In the darkness, something moves
A creature made of crisp packets
It's coming for you
(Chorus)
Beware the crisp packet monster
It's hungry for your soul
It will tear you apart
And leave you for dead
(Verse 2)
Run and hide, but it's no use
The crisp packet monster is coming
There's no escape
(Chorus)
Beware the crisp packet monster
It's hungry for your soul
It will tear you apart
And leave you for dead
(Bridge)
Close your eyes and pray
For a miracle
But the crisp packet monster
Is coming for you
(Chorus)
Beware the crisp packet monster
It's hungry for your soul
It will tear you apart
And leave you for dead
(Outro)
The crisp packet monster is here
And it's coming for you
I don't think either is in the running for best original song but I think CGPT is a bit more interesting.