...and the winner of the Iron Throne is...

[belboid]

It is almost upon us.

The end of our misery.

A misery caused either by a chubby old man writing incredibly slowly, or by people who should know better going on and on about some nonsense with dragons and dungeons for years and bloody years.

And who will 'win'? Not that winning is all that it is cracked up to be given, the lifespan of the average Westerossian monarch. But, still, it's what they're all after.

You can vote for any two people, given there is a potential job/body share for a couple of the options. Poll set to close after 30 days so you can't wait till the end and then pretend to have been a clever clogs all along.

 

[DexterTCN]

Littlefinger?

 

[Pickman's model]

Littlefinger?

he's on the list

 

[SpookyFrank]

No Tyrion option, but options for people who are already dead

 

[souljacker]

he's on the list

He's also dead. Although, that doesn't seem to make a lot of difference on this show.

 

[Fosters Mackem]

*Someone else (please state)

Tyrion

 

[Pickman's model]

He's also dead. Although, that doesn't seem to make a lot of difference on this show.

i thought he was dead but as you say that's not an insurmountable obstacle

 

[DotCommunist]

Sam Tarly.

 

[ruffneck23]

TYRION , why the fuck isnt he on the list ?

shit poll

 

[marty21]

I read most of the books but got bored midway through the last one - have seen a couple of the series but wasn't drawn in to it tbf - so no idea - but I liked Jon Snow, so him for King.

 

[belboid]

TYRION , why the fuck isnt he on the list ?

shit poll

cos he's going to die.

Whilst someone who is already dead may well be brought back.

 

[ruffneck23]

cos he's going to die.

Whilst someone who is already dead may well be brought back.

not having it

 

[maomao]

I read most of the books but got bored midway through the last one

I got bored well before then but still bloody finished them. The last two are crap.

 

[8ball]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy

 

[Crispy]

Nobody can sit on a puddle of melted stone and metal without getting a very burned bottom, so I vote None Of The Above.

 

[DexterTCN]

Nobody can sit on a puddle of melted stone and metal without getting a very burned bottom, so I vote None Of The Above.

Danaerys can.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Multiple votes allowed?

 

[belboid]

Multiple votes allowed?

up to two

 

[Crispy]

Danaerys can.

GOD
DAMN
YOU

 

[SpookyFrank]

up to two

Is it a two-arse throne?

 

[8ball]

Is it a two-arse throne?

If she sits in it twice before it sets, then yes.

 

[belboid]

Is it a two-arse throne?

I'm fairly sure Jon & Dany could come up with some mutually agreeable sitting arrangement.

 

[kebabking]

Christ, it's fucking Aragorn - did you not make it to the end of the the third movie?

 

[T & P]

In an ideal world Tyron with Bron as the King’s Hand (and a fucking big castle to call his own at last). But GoT doesn’t exactly do ideal worlds or happy endings, so I’m betting on the White Walkers coming on too at the end, with all the humans laying claim to the throne killed, but those who never had ambitions of power and domination let to live in peace as an autonomous region.

 

[DexterTCN]

...so I’m betting on the White Walkers coming on too at the end...

Nah they've said the big battle is episode 3., that's got to be Dead v Living. Biggest one ever. Leave three episodes for skulduggery and prophecy-fulfilling.

 

[trabuquera]

In an ideal world Tyron with Bron as the King’s Hand (and a fucking big castle to call his own at last). But GoT doesn’t exactly do ideal worlds or happy endings, so I’m betting on the White Walkers coming on too at the end, with all the humans laying claim to the throne killed, but those who never had ambitions of power and domination let to live in peace as an autonomous region.

Too optimistic: ultimate bleak option not included in poll:
Throne itself becomes a complete irrelevance, whether or not it's been reduced to smoking scrap by dragons or shattered by dragon glass first, as the walkers overrun everything and the entire fucking planet freezes. This is how this ends.

 

[T & P]

Too optimistic: ultimate bleak option not included in poll:
Throne itself becomes a complete irrelevance, whether or not it's been reduced to smoking scrap by dragons or shattered by dragon glass first, as the walkers overrun everything and the entire fucking planet freezes. This is how this ends.

You could turn out to be right. At least if that's the case you can rely on the likes of Tyron and Bronn to await their deaths in a brothel surrounded by women and wine, rather than in a heroic yet pointless battle.

Cersei would voluntarily turn herself into a walker the moment it became obvious mankind was fucked though, and likely work her way to Night Queen before the last humans' bodies have finished rotting.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Nobody. They destroy it because of the shit it's caused.

 

[krtek a houby]

Danaerys can.

And possibly Jon?

Spoiler

Isn't he a Targaryen as well?

 

[smmudge]

And possibly Jon?

Jon burned his hand throwing a lamp at a white walker in one of the earlier seasons.