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Saw it:

Was utterly preposterous, pretty badly scripted and for "acting" read "shouting".

Still loved it mind - looked fantastic, sounded fantastic and had some of the best combat scenes I have seen on screen.

It entertained from start to finish, and that was enough for me.

:cool:
 
Swarfega said:
Saw it:

Was utterly preposterous, pretty badly scripted and for "acting" read "shouting".

Still loved it mind - looked fantastic, sounded fantastic and had some of the best combat scenes I have seen on screen.

It entertained from start to finish, and that was enough for me.

:cool:

In complete agreement and with great monstrous characters straight from LOTRs.
 
is it racist? bloodthirsty? fascistic? prone to turning our streets into ever more swelling rivers of blood? The Metro thought say yesterday.

I think i'll probably dl it given how seeing it in peace at my local cinema would be impossible - that presumes there are decent copies online (not shaky camcorder jobs anyways).

Cinema these days, as a venue, is dead.
 
wishface said:
is it racist?

No

wishface said:
bloodthirsty?

Very

wishface said:
fascistic?

No

wishface said:
prone to turning our streets into ever more swelling rivers of blood?

No more so than, say "Norbit"

wishface said:
The Metro thought say yesterday.

It seems that in my absence, the Metro has turned into a distilled version of the Daily Mail then!

:)


wishface said:
I think i'll probably dl it given how seeing it in peace at my local cinema would be impossible - that presumes there are decent copies online (not shaky camcorder jobs anyways).

Cinema these days, as a venue, is dead.

In DUbai, we have "Gold Class" cinema screens.

For a little extra - probably about 12 Stirling - you get massive, almost fully reclining leather arm chairs and waiter service. You also only get about 40 seats in the whole thing as well.......makes going to the cinema a pleasurable experience once more!
 
Swarfega said:
No



Very



No



No more so than, say "Norbit"



It seems that in my absence, the Metro has turned into a distilled version of the Daily Mail then!

:)




In DUbai, we have "Gold Class" cinema screens.

For a little extra - probably about 12 Stirling - you get massive, almost fully reclining leather arm chairs and waiter service. You also only get about 40 seats in the whole thing as well.......makes going to the cinema a pleasurable experience once more!
though for £5 my local odeon might actually show the film without the projectionist fucking it up and you get all the noise you could hope for - including the latest ringtones, direct to your brain for free!

Who needs waiter service when you can listen to some chavs and wonder why these slow witted fuckmonkeys bothered to spend money to sit through a film they have no intention of watching!

Dubai, shmubai!
 
wishface said:
though for £5 my local odeon might actually show the film without the projectionist fucking it up and you get all the noise you could hope for - including the latest ringtones, direct to your brain for free!

Who needs waiter service when you can listen to some chavs and wonder why these slow witted fuckmonkeys bothered to spend money to sit through a film they have no intention of watching!

Dubai, shmubai!


:D
 
Here's a bit from War Nerds take (click the link adn read the whole thing - its funny and interesting):
Only amateur fascists admire Sparta guys like Frank Miller, who are still pissed off because people like me dared to warn them the Iraq war was going to be a disaster. Now Miller and his fellow neocons have gone so over the deep end of delusional thinking that they've resorted to fantasizing about Sparta, where nobody ever argued, where everyone yelled and stabbed and otherwise kept their mouths shut.

It's downright hilarious the way this movie punishes every smart character. Every time someone wants to argue with the war party in this movie, he's evil. Everybody who talks in a normal tone of voice is evil. Miller shows two scenes where the Spartans murder Persian envoys arriving under a flag of truce. And both times, you're supposed to cheer.

Since when do Americans cheer when truce parties are murdered? Well, that's pretty easy to answer, actually: since Iraq. These diehard neocons have gone insane because there's no way they can argue for an invasion of Iran any more. But they still want it, bad. So they've taken a crash course in fascism, jumping all the way to cheering for Sparta and booing for Athens - because Athens stands for brains and flexibility and talking things out. They can't win the argument, so they want to kill anybody who tries to argue. That's why Leonidas kicks the Persian envoy down a well.

[...]

But here's what's really interesting about Leonidas's "freedom" speeches: every one happens just after he's thrown some envoy down a well or stabbed somebody who advocates talking strategy. That's the real fantasy here: wouldn't it be great if we could just yell "Hoo-ah!" non-stop and just kill the naysayers?You can almost see this pitiful dweeb Frank Miller jacking off every time his musclebound Spartan hero kills another envoy or politician. That'll shut'em up!
http://www.exile.ru/2007-March-23/war_nerd.html

Frank Miller is certainly wanked over by the US right-wing:
http://hangrightpolitics.com/2007/01/26/frank-miller-on-the-state-of-our-nation/

And here's an article about how Miller is writing a propaganda (Millers word, not mine) comic of Batman vs Al-Q - he clearly knows what meaning his work carrys:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...ts15.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/02/15/ixworld.html

FrankMiller.jpg


Sin City is macho sexist crap, but I always thought it was ironic - I doubt it very much now. And now BAtman appears to be just righteous-DailyMail-man. Miller is a muppet.

A bit more WarNerd on 300 here:
http://www.exile.ru/2007-March-23/war_nerd_alert.html
 
Swarfega said:
Was utterly preposterous, pretty badly scripted and for "acting" read "shouting".
I saw the trailer in the cinema...the lead bloke seemed to definitely be from the Brian Blessed School of Acting...beardy shouty man.
 
Mrs Magpie said:
I saw the trailer in the cinema...the lead bloke seemed to definitely be from the Brian Blessed School of Acting...beardy shouty man.

Definitely!

Still, the missus enjoyed the endless parade of incredibly buff, bearded men running around in their pants, shouting a lot and being generally manly.

"ooh, can I get a Spartan" she said at the end....

Not sure where we would keep it though.
 
The metros review of this film was possibly the worse piece of movie journalism Ive ever had the misfortune to read. Followed closely by that war nerds article.
 
Saw it this afternoon, enjoyed it. It's not going to win any awards, unless there's a shouty homophobic Oscar, but if you withhold your disbelief and don't go in expecting too much, you'll have a fun two hours.
 
Just saw it this afternoon and absolutely loved it. There's no way it can be described a historically or racially accurate, it is clearly a depiction of the comic book, it was never meant to be totally accurate. But, bloody hell, it's an unrelentingly entertaining film. The ladies will love the incredible representation of the blokes, the blokes will love that the battle scenes make up about 2/3 of the film. The cinematography is excellent, visually it is spectacular. It grabs you right from the start and just doesn't stop, it's rare for me to find a film that is so consistantly in your face the whole way through.

In reality the known discrepancies to history (that amount to little more to the depictions of the traitor Ephialtes, thenumbers involved, the scale of the Tespian support and the quality of the Perisian (read Iranian) elite, though it is also dimissive of the Greek ephors.

Mind you I've had a cracking day of watching films. I watched the Shawshank Redemption this evening. An intellectually much more challenging and detailed (intellectually) film.

Feeling really good at the moment after all that (it's either that or the bottle and a half of red wine!)
 
Ranu said:
Saw it this afternoon, enjoyed it. It's not going to win any awards, unless there's a shouty homophobic Oscar, but if you withhold your disbelief and don't go in expecting too much, you'll have a fun two hours.
The only homophobic bit was about the Athenians being 'boy lovers' which given the historical data about the Spartans is pretty rich! I've seen critics refering to homoerotic rather than homophobic! In general I've found both terms to be pretty pathetic and pointless
 
I'm downloading 300 now on the strength of Filters recomendation . Although I seem to recall mr Filters favourite film being top gun so I'm not sure whetehr listening to him is a good thing :eek:
 
just watched it on an excellent quality download ( .img print but 3.6gb )
I really enjoyed it for what it was , a comic book battle movie. The visuals were great too , might just go to the cinema to watch it on the big screen :)
 
I saw it last night in Brixton. Audence clapped. Great movie for what it was. The trailer said it all... "chuck norris & charles bronson types with beards and swords and they are very pissed off".
 
MikeMcc said:
The ladies will love the incredible representation of the blokes, the blokes will love that the battle scenes make up about 2/3 of the film.
Fuck that, I'm going for the fight scenes rather than beardy muscular blokes!
 
Saw it on Thursday, thought it was bloody entertaining and did exactly what you wanted it to do.

Unsurprisingly, watching at the cinema really added to the experience, especially with the bass cranked up so that when things hit each other on screen you actually felt it :cool: The first charge, basically an uber-scrum, was very :ccol:

Anyone who bemoans it's 'lack of accuracy' clearly misses the point in the extreme - it's myth, not historical fact. In fact, it did make me think that in some ways the world must have been more interesting back then, when you could create stories and everything was a little less scientific and cold hard fact.

Was slightly difficult watching the blokes go through all that and ask for more and realising I'd probably die of a hangnail before I lifted my shield.

I'm such a pansy... :(
 
Lord Camomile said:
thought it was bloody entertaining and did exactly what you wanted it to do.

Precisely. I don't think I've ever seen a film that was so incredibly camp and gory at the same time. Fabulous.

:D
 
Funny how the King gets hammered by a shower of arrows but he's still in one peice at the end of the film. Would've been nice for him to have been sliced into little tiny pieces.... and still make him last speach for Spartar.
 
jayeola said:
I saw it last night in Brixton. Audence clapped. Great movie for what it was. The trailer said it all... "chuck norris & charles bronson types with beards and swords and they are very pissed off".

Chuck Norris vs The 300 Spartans - who would win?

It's would be too close to call.
 
Saw it last night. I loved the 9 foot tall Xerxes with his huge hands.

Disappointed to see McNulty from The Wire being so evil.
 
Jodal's right. It looks utter crap.:p

300 Spartans was a class film though.

...and to think that the real Leonidas' descendents were to go on to make such delicious chocolate too!:)

*300 looks like a remake dummed down for people who found the 'talking' action man with the pull string too intellectual.*
 
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