We WILL win the Eurovision this year - Engelbert Humperdinck will see to that

[madzone]

We only gave Russia 3 points??? I'm leaving this country

 

[Lord Camomile]

I was going to say, I was surprised we only gave 3 to Russia. Missed who our 12 went to ( ), was it Sweden?

 

[editor]

There'll be lots of grudges followed through in international politics after this, I can tell you.

 

[Badgers]

There'll be lots of grudges followed through in international politics after this, I can tell you.

War??

 

[madzone]

I was going to say, I was surprised we only gave 3 to Russia. Missed who our 12 went to ( ), was it Sweden?

Yes

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

If Italy don't pick up some votes soon I'll have to edit a few posts. I don't want to look stupid on the internet.

You mean this one?

The Italian tune is fantastic. And the boom boom boom bit is obviously a reference to the workers bomb.

and this one

Italy, Greece, Sweden, Russia, Ireland (!)

In no particular order.

and this one

Listen again. Timeless pop perfection.

and this one

Italy saucette will slaughter these mugs.​

 

[quimcunx]

What?

I'm considering bombing several countries for not giving hump some points.

 

[fat Andy]

My daughter just voted for Jedward...............twice.

Should they win, I will of course leave these forums until forgiven

Might be around for a while longer it seems

 

[Lord Camomile]

Wow, he looks as if he's a bit disappointed not to be picked as B&H's entry...

 

[Ax^]

not being watching it but has our plan of putting jeward in again worked


?

 

[quimcunx]

not being watching it but has our plan of putting jeward in again worked


?

In that you're saving yourselves some money? I think so, yes.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I clearly know fuck all about Eurovision. Aside from Sweden and Russia, I'm genuinely somewhat surprised at how poorly Ukraine and Denmark are doing.

 

[Big Gunz]

Every since the invasion of Iraq, all that oil syphoned off to the Americans and we get one point!

 

[Lord Camomile]

not being watching it but has our plan of putting jeward in again worked


?

We did our best to mess it up by giving them 10 points. We thought you'd appreciate the laugh.

 

[quimcunx]

I know someone who did her dissertation on eurovision. She seems very knowledgeable.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I do so hate it when they try to make more of their part. Tell us the fucking points and move on

 

[Ax^]

In that you're saving yourselves some money? I think so, yes.

hey euro vision almost bankrupted us in the mid 90's.. we have to take steps to avoid a repeat...


you think the year we put up the turkey.. you'd of noticed the pattern

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I've not read this thread or watched the show. I've switched over for the scoring though.

Shouldn't someone give the UK a sympathy vote?

 

[editor]

(((Engelbert)))

 

[Lord Camomile]

Better start booking tickets and accommodation for Sweden before they jack up all the prices

 

[Ax^]

nil points for engelbert

 

[Voley]

I think we should declare war on everyone after this.

 

[mrsfran]

Breaking news: John Terry changing into Sweden kit.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

(((Engelbert)))

I feel really sorry for him. At least if it's someone you've never heard of it's not so embarrassing (unless your act is Jedward)

 

[Lord Camomile]

I've not read this thread or watched the show. I've switched over for the scoring though.

You have got this totally the wrong way round.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You have got this totally the wrong way round.

Nah, I watched enough of them in my youth to know it's a load of shit

 

[Lord Camomile]

nil points for engelbert

I think you'll find he has one, h'actually.

Breaking news: John Terry changing into Sweden kit.

 

[madzone]

nil points for engelbert

He has 1 point

 

[Lord Camomile]

Nah, I watched enough of them in my youth to know it's a load of shit

But who the fuck watches for the voting?! Are you on meds

 

[Ax^]

I will not watch the fucking thing with that west brit presenting it...

ok feel for the guy

((herb))