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The Top 10 Worst Accents In Film

That's what I thought when I heard about. But then I did a search on YT for an example and it's true!

Apparently the story is she used the accent for a few scenes filmed early on, but then they decided it didn't work, so she went back to her natural accent.

That doesn't seem like a bad attempt in that clip.
 
I saw Taken the other night - couldn't tell where the fuck Liam Neeson's character was meant to be from.

Was half expecting him to randomly announce that he had full-blown AIDS...
 
I saw Taken the other night - couldn't tell where the fuck Liam Neeson's character was meant to be from.

Was half expecting him to randomly announce that he had full-blown AIDS...


Taken is Neeson at his finest. Taken 2 is also Neeson at his finest.
 
Jason Statham in the Transporter films. The first one wasn't even set in America, it wasn't remotely essential to the character that he have an american accent.
 
http://www.flicksandbits.com/2010/02/23/my-top-10-worst-accents-in-film/

co-sign on sean connery, as much as i love him as an actor, list is decent

Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red October and The Untouchables
In these two films he’s meant to be Russian (The Hunt For Red October) and Irish (The Untouchables) both times he butchers the accent by soundly convincingly Scottish, he actually sounds like a stereotypical Scotsman, a bagpipe playing, haggis eating, thistle loving, kilt wearing, Porridge eating Highlander. Note to casting agents never ever cast Sean Connery as anything other than Scottish he just sounds stupid, very stupid. On the topic ofIrish accents Tom Cruise in Far and Away was equally bad as was Julia Roberts in one of her sh*t films when she played an Irish women, I can’t remember the name 90% of her films blur into one for me.
Speaking of his accent in Highlander...how the hell does a tanned mediterannean charcater get a scottish accent?
 
Not a film but Hugh Laurie in House gets away with murder.
I'd have to ask an American on its authenticity but sounds to me like he's going through the motions much of the time.

I think that Ewan MacGregor does a damn fine job of sounding like Alec Guiness, actually.
Sounds like a bad Rory Bremner take to me. MacGregor seems to have a lot of form and I'll add him and Colin Farrel's estuary English from Woody's Allen's Cassandra's Dream.
 
Watching Ordinary Decent Criminal - a those-crazy-gangsters take on the Martin Cahill story, bankrolled by Miramax and easily beaten to the screens by John Boorman's The General - I cannot help but bow my head in silent memory of the Great Oirish Actor Famine of 1998-1999.

That, of course, is the only logical explanation why a film about a notorious Irish gangster, set in Ireland, filmed in Ireland, directed by an Irishman and crewed in large part by Irish technicians, is so packed to the gunnels with, err, English and American thesps.

Kevin Spacey. Linda Fiorentino. Stephen Dillane. Patrick Malahide - all terrible variations on De Brogue.

Peter Mullan & David Hayman - a pair of Scots, they at least dialled down the shillelaghisms and kept to, you know, acting rather than impersonating.

Vincent Regan - Welsh-born, but with Irish family and moved to Ireland as a teen. With him it's not the accent that's distracting, it's the bulgey-eye angry thing he's forced to do. “Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! FUUUCK!!!” etc.

And then... Helen Baxendale. An English-born, English-raised English actor who had trouble putting on an English accent in Friends. I'm sure you can guess how her Irish turned out.

With all this nonsense going on, no wonder no one objected to Colin Farrell. (And no complaints regarding Gerard McSorley's quick turn as a barrister, or Tim Loane as a Provo.)

 
It only now strikes me that every single accent* in Sweeney Todd is atrocious.

I suppose it could at a pinch be argued that the film is set in Oldlondontown, an anachronistic** southern suburb of Brigadoon, so they're appropriate to that.


* With the possible exception of Professor Snape, who plays himself

** For example: the original story is set in 1795 and the film features Tower Bridge, which opened 99 years later in 1894.
 
Amy Adams in American Hustle. Some of the plot appeared to hinge on her suddenly dropping her fake English accent and not being English at all, but American!! Twist!!! But her English accent was so poor that I has assumed she'd dropped the ruse ages before so the denouement was fucked/didn't make any sense.
 
Watching Maleficent for the first time, and I am blown away by Sharlto Copley. He appears to have learnt his Scottish accent from repeated viewings of Shrek.
 
I'm watching Black Sea and Jude Law is having a go at a Scottish man accent. I don't know whether he's any good at it or not but the IMDB trivia section helpfully points out that "Jude Law is not actually Scottish."
 
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