Post-revolutionary reality TV shows

[DotCommunist]

Knightmare (for anyone connected to the former state)

 

[seventh bullet]

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Conscientious workers in the Armenian SSR outpace shirkers in surpassing expected production goals by 400%!

 

[gosub]

Location, Location, Location - a group of estate agents use their knowledge to find the best place to hide from a baying mob.

Site is then attacked in a variety of ways dogs/petrolbombs /airstrikes

 

[Idris2002]

University Challenge.

Groups of radicalised students compete to see how many of their lecturers they can parade through the streets in dunces caps.

 

[seventh bullet]

University Challenge.

Groups of radicalised students compete to see how many of their lecturers they can parade through the streets in dunces caps.

I came to that one earlier (didn't post) but at the time was thinking of clashes between Red Guard groups rather than student versus teacher. Red Guard groups had some great names, but pretty shit politics.

 

[BigTom]

University Challenge.

Groups of radicalised students compete to see how many of their lecturers they can parade through the streets in dunces caps.

Universe Challenge - teams of communist aliens (now joined by communist humans) compete with each other to find the next planet to bring intergalactic communism to. Earth edition hosted by Barry Mainwairing.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Filthy Rich and Headless: Armed, formerly homeless cadres liquidate upper-class counter-revolutionary elements after forcing them to sleep in wheelie-bins for three months of a London winter.

 

[DotCommunist]

Homes under the Hammer and Sickle

A documentary following how stately homes have been reworked into social housing for all.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Who do you think you are?

Daily 8 hour Maoist self-criticism show.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Contestants are asked if they want to be a millionaire. If they answer yes they are liquidated.

 

[quiquaquo]

Channel 5 Year Plan

 

[DaveCinzano]

Bukharin Hunt - in which the team roams around the country to find and liquidate opponents of collectivisation

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Fash in the Attic - follow the department of political security as they scour traitors homes looking for wreckers and fifth coloumnists

 

[DotCommunist]

Bukharin Hunt - in which the team roams around the country to find and liquidate opponents of collectivisation

Bukharin was quite the poet was he not.

'Bolshies Got Talent'

 

[DotCommunist]

Top Greer

Third wave feminists stride over the bloody corpses of the Loose Women and talk about gender politics.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Seksot And The City - four single women inform on each other and their lovers... With hilarious results!

 

[albionism]

Last Mango In Halifax -takes a look at the latest imported food shortages caused by
the illegal Imperialist trade embargo.

 

[gosub]

Deal or No Deal. Noel is offered the choice of boxes each with a different sentence in the cardboard box section of the labour camp.
At the end of the show the phone rings and its explained that enough people have wished him dead to make that happen instead.

 

[albionism]

Wife Swappy

 

[albionism]

The Pit Man And Her - Old geezer and his female side-kick travel to
the more ghastly regions of the UK looking for unfashionable,
counter- revolutionary twats to throw into the Lime Pits.

 

[Idris2002]

Morecombe and Wise's Anti-Christmas Special.

Dressed in correct puritan attire, the eponymous duo read from the book of Job while roasting a small Irish catholic on a spit. No laughing allowed.

Guest starring Oliver Cromwell and Witchfinder General Matthew Hopkins.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

The A-Team - Citizen Colonel Decker hunts a ruthless group of anti social elements who escaped from a military prison and travel the country trying to sow the seeds of counter revolution among the petit bourgeoisie and various journalists. Won critical plaudits at the time for sometimes showing things from the pov of the antagonists.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Peoples childrens tv everyday
One for shippy

I quite liked that show but never finished it.

It's a sports show about tanks...... nice

 

[DotCommunist]

Changing Roehms

An intense lecture on the fallacious nature of strasserism.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Relocation, Relocation, Relocation.

Suspicious national minority populations in the border regions and designated enemies of the people are resettled in labour colonies in remote and underpopulated areas of the worker's state.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

A Question of Spart - well known Luxembourgists are questioned by the state in case they're secret Trots

 

[Fez909]

On Your Marx, Get Set, Cook!

A game show in which participants co-operate to make the best meal out of their rations.

 

[DaveCinzano]

BBC Liquidation Network - new digital channel featuring rolling coverage of show trials, the latest purge gossip and hilarious execution bloopers.

 

[hot air baboon]

Ask the Family

...the Morozov family questioned under the studio lights on their ideological bona fides by quipping quizz master Robert Robinson...

 

[JimW]

Wayne Rooney's Street Committee Detains Strikers.
Why do they think they need their own organisations now we live in a worker's state, the ingrate counter-revolutionaries?