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[Idris2002]

So how's the revolution coming along?

It's phoning from inside the house.

 

[phildwyer]

Defeated.

You're kidding. With leaders of this quality?

 

[butchersapron]

You're kidding. With leaders of this quality?

Indeed, you can forcefully mark posh people down. But that's everyone at your gaff isn't it?

 

[Spymaster]

Wtf are you two on about?

 

[butchersapron]

Wtf are you two on about?

Phil is lauding meritocracy and himself. I'm suggesting caution.

 

[phildwyer]

Indeed, you can forcefully mark posh people down. But that's everyone at your gaff isn't it?

I'll tell you one thing. I've done more for the good, politically speaking, than you ever will. And I wouldn't be at all surprised if you turned out to be a poshboy:

gaff

Fuck off.

 

[phildwyer]

I'm suggesting caution.

No surprises there then.

 

[butchersapron]

It literally will not work on me phil. Because i'm more working class than you.

 

[phildwyer]

i'm more working class than you.

As you so frequently remind us:

gaff

Anyway, I think it's time for you to get your plates up the apples for a spot of sooty me old china.

 

[butchersapron]

As you so frequently remind us:



Anyway, I think it's time for you to get your plates up the apples for a spot of sooty me old china.

W/c slang as an outsider. Yep. That sums it up.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Butchersapron isn't a cockney, phil. Think more along the lines of farmer/pirate.

 

[phildwyer]

Butchersapron isn't a cockney, phil. Think more along the lines of farmer/pirate.

Wurzels we call them.

They don't talk like this though:

gaff

 

[butchersapron]

Phil famously thought a welsh accent was irish. And that not one, but two, east mids accents were welsh. How welsh is he?

 

[butchersapron]

Butchersapron isn't a cockney, phil. Think more along the lines of farmer/pirate.

The most distinguished career.

 

[phildwyer]

Phil famously thought a welsh accent was irish. And that not one, but two, east mids accents were welsh. How welsh is he?

You can see my house from your front door.

 

[butchersapron]

You can see my house from your front door.

Yet you can't. I think you're from one hill tribes. Welsh - my anus.

 

[Spymaster]

Why would he pretend to be Welsh?

 

[butchersapron]

Why would he pretend to be Welsh?

Shame?

 

[butchersapron]

Why would he pretend to be Welsh?

You're ruining the flow 100 grand a year joint income

 

[phildwyer]

Why would he pretend to be Welsh?

Obviously no-one would pretend to be Welsh.

Butchers thinks they would because he equates being Welsh with being working-class.

He probably thinks we all go on about "gaffs" all the time.

What is a "gaff" anyway?

 

[phildwyer]

You're ruining the flow 100 grand a year joint income

Buy a nice gaff with that you could eh lovely?

 

[Spymaster]

In London it's a home.

 

[DotCommunist]

and most of the south tbf

 

[phildwyer]

In London it's a home.

Nah mate you're avin a bubble barf aintcha?

The cockney for "home" is "drum."

I think Butchers uses it to mean "car."

 

[Spymaster]

You're ruining the flow 100 grand a year joint income

Eh?

 

[butchersapron]

Buy a nice gaff with that you could eh lovely?

You could buy a couple eh bach, Incomers.

 

[phildwyer]

bach

Is that what Welsh people say? In your experience?

 

[butchersapron]

Is that what Welsh people say? In your experience?

No. They do give off hints of being welsh though. Experience or knowledge. You are not welsh.

 

[butchersapron]

I've long suspected this about phil as he didn't know about the wales-Weston ferry- he knew fuck all about the rugby union set up. I call fake.

 

[Spymaster]

Phil, where were you born?