Euro 2016: England v Russia, Sat 11th June, 8pm

[J Ed]

christ compared to Wales v Slovakia this is a dull as fuck match, why are England always so boring?

 

[Lord Camomile]

christ compared to Wales v Slovakia this is a dull as fuck match, why are England always so boring?

You think? I don't remember a great deal of clear cut chances in that one, and this has been pretty back and forth at a high tempo.

 

[Voley]

Why the fuck is Kane still taking corners??

Yeah. Get him in the box!

 

[ruffneck23]

Lallana looking good.

What ? I think not grr

 

[ruffneck23]

I think it's only a matter of time unless
We tire ourselves up

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's getting to the point where all these chances will become a problem for England if we continue to fail to score. May well start to lose belief.

 

[ruffneck23]

christ compared to Wales v Slovakia this is a dull as fuck match, why are England always so boring?

Really ? We have been passing really well and had a good few chances

 

[Lord Camomile]

Look at how many Russians are in the way.

 

[Dandred]

Boring...At least your fans are entertaining, well, if you like watching fat twats getting
drunk and insulting locals.

 

[goldenecitrone]

It's getting to the point where all these chances will become a problem for England if we continue to fail to score. May well start to lose belief.

Time to bring on Vardy. Need somebody to put these chances in the back of the net.

 

[campanula]

don't think I can manage another 45 minutes of this witless scampering tbh can't see how England are not goals ahead since Russia have been somnolent

 

[Dandred]

Look at how many Russians are in the way.

Stalingrad?

 

[scooter]

Rooney should be up front. He's the only one who knows where the goal is

 

[Lord Camomile]

To be fair, the ball has rarely stopped moving, being zipped around at a fair pace.

Bugger, needed a goal in that half.

 

[ruffneck23]

Fucking llaanaananallaala take him off

 

[campanula]

oh god - men chatting now- escape to kitchen for biscuits

 

[Lord Camomile]

Rooney should be up front. He's the only one who knows where the goal is

Except He scored fewer than Kane and Vardy in the league season.

 

[Dandred]

God save the queen is not an English anthem. Why are English supporters so retarded?

 

[Voley]

Done everything but score. Getting nervous now. Get Vardy on.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Great stuff from England. Dynamic, skillful, ambitious. Can't finish.

Russia look woeful. Reckon they may be headed for the bottom of the group.

 

[Dandred]

Reckon they may be headed for the bottom of the group.

Who? Engurland?

 

[Dandred]

Roy is a tactical genius!

Corners.

 

[pocketscience]

Good first half:
Rooney passing was spot on
Sterling making great runs
Alli and kane good positioning
Dandred making himself look like a total bellend

 

[campanula]

these massive socks and baggy shorts - bah- not a glimpse of thigh. dissapoint.

 

[diond]

God save the queen is not an English anthem. Why are English supporters so retarded?

Why are you even?

 

[Kaka Tim]

Some very good football from england - fast, incisive and inventive. Russia have come for a point so only half chances created so far. Hope more space opens up second half. Rose is excellent. Stirling - meh.
Need to win this game - cant see an easier team to beat in the group.

 

[diond]

Who? Engurland?

I'd keep off the wine gums if I was you, Dandred.

 

[stethoscope]

Having not closely followed the national side for quite a while, I think they've looked pretty good actually - if only disappointed to not have put at least one chance away before half time.

 

[Kaka Tim]

And why is kane taking corners? Does he take them spurs? Hes hradly dead eye dick in the set peice department is he?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Some very good football from england - fast, incisive and inventive. Russia have come for a point so only half chances created so far. Hope more space opens up second half. Rose is excellent. Stirling - meh.
Need to win this game - cant see an easier team to beat in the group.

It might help if someone could actually fuckin' finish & put the ball in the net!!! Substitute Kane for my dead Nan to take the corners too!