Wedge of Red LeicesterRennet terrorism.
Only on Saturday, £1 otherwise. Which yes, is too much. But on the plus side there's about as much actual news as you'll read in the Guardian and you won't be funding a wage for Polly Toynbee.
some of these cheese puns are rather laboured
Looks like mum's been to Waitrose rather than Iceland*:What's the hell is Balsamic Cheese when it's at home?
Balsamic is tasty with olive oil and bread, maybe it could work in cheese. Dairylea isn't nice with anything though, it's the Angela Eagle of dishes. Does anybody know someone with a vat of good cheddar for an experiment?Ahh, cheese and onion! OK that makes more sense. In my head I had a vision of someone pouring vinegar into a vat of Dairylea.
Corbyn's recent proclamation that he is not under any pressure at all is clearly a calculated psychological gambit designed to break his reasonable and moderate enemies and send them home weeping. He has no mercy.
Scientists say giant asteroid could hit earth next week, causing mass devastation - YacklerI.....A M.....C O R B Y N
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