I Shit On Your Grave
a heartwarming tale in the vein of Pride or The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain. Pathe production, in conjunction with funding from Film4. A group of determined yet incapable lads decide to go curl one out on top of maggie thatchers grave. We follow their trials and tribulations as they try to raise the money (kitchen sink stuff here) from their hardworking mums and avoid the attempts by their dads to make them get a job. Eventually they get to london and can't find maggies grave but have found nelsons column and decide instead (music swelling here) to shite one out at the base of the column. Along the way the boys have avoided blakey ticket masters, officious truancy officers and had themselves a big gutful of jalfrezzi and polish lager. In the glorious finale they spray vile excrement all over britains most loved monument while people look on bemused at the soaring string sounds and the public defecation