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Why Festivals are fucking shit.

Hollis

bloody furious
Just need to say my piece:

Crap bands
Same old bands
"festie bands"
Ska-punk
Crap food
No bathrooms
Overpriced tea/coffee
Have to sleep in a tent
Everybodies "enjoying themselves"
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Gap year students
Have to get pissed/off your rocker to enjoy - cause they're so shit.
Total lack of variety.
"Wacky" festival people
People who work backstage.
People 'blaggin' free tickets'
People bangin' on about their tents/camping equipment
Camper-vans
Shite sound systems
Programmes
Hobo-Jones
Healing zones
Spirit spaces
Real Ale at festivals


End of.

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:)
 
Just need to say my piece:

Crap bands
Same old bands
Ska-punk
Crap food
No bathrooms
Overpriced tea/coffee
Have to sleep in a tent
Everybodies "enjoying themselves"
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Gap year students
Have to get pissed/off your rocker to enjoy - cause they're so shit.
Total lack of variety.
"Wacky" festival people
People who work backstage.
People 'blaggin' free tickets'
People bangin' on about their tents/camping equipment
Camper-vans
Shite sound systems
Programmes
Hobo-Jones
Healing zones
Spirit spaces
Real Ale at festivals


End of.

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:)

:D

It's the lack of time to myself that does my head in. Especially when feeling shit.
 
1,2,3,4= go to festivals that cater to your taste
5= man up
6=bring a camping stove and make your own
7=man up and bring good bedding to add comfort
8,9,10=quit moaning bitch and let your fucking hair down
11= that's the idea sillyoo
12= chnge the direction of your head, you may spot something different
13= don't go with urbanites
14=don't go backstage
15= jealous
16=walk away
17=jealous
18=see 1,2,3&4
19= only losers read them
20=no idea
21,22= lol yeah, agreed
23= I drink cider
 
When two (or more) bands etc you want to see are playing at the same time on different stages.
Cuntish stewards.
Tent raiders.
Anyone who's got drugs when you haven't.
Food poisoning.
 
Fences
Security stormtroopers
Hot tent mornings
Long fucking walk to the carpark
Queues
Shit toilets
 
Just need to say my piece:

Crap bands
Same old bands
"festie bands"
Ska-punk
Crap food
No bathrooms
Overpriced tea/coffee
Have to sleep in a tent
Everybodies "enjoying themselves"
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Gap year students
Have to get pissed/off your rocker to enjoy - cause they're so shit.
Total lack of variety.
"Wacky" festival people
People who work backstage.
People 'blaggin' free tickets'
People bangin' on about their tents/camping equipment
Camper-vans
Shite sound systems
Programmes
Hobo-Jones
Healing zones
Spirit spaces
Real Ale at festivals


End of.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

:)
I agree.

I don't go to festivals though so I don't feel the need to moan about them.
 
fucking juggalo cunts.
no shade.
drunk idiots everywhere who think every things fucking hilarious.
 
worst is festival with rain=mud
= muddy toilets at 4am with poo piles rising up through the hole
= muddy tents and taking muddy boots off outside tent in mud so not to get mud on sleeping bag.
= nowhere to sit inside marquee as muddy people have taken muddy shoes and walked over previously grassy areas to turn them into mud.
= stuck in a crowd watching band with feet firmly stuck in the mud as people attempt to jump up and down.
= falling over :(
 
people covering their tents in fucking emergency blankets, it blinds the fuck out of you :mad:
 
people selling fake drugs.
people taking fake drugs and thinking/pretending that thy're high.
 
Just need to say my piece:

Crap bands
Same old bands
"festie bands"
Ska-punk
Crap food
No bathrooms
Overpriced tea/coffee
Have to sleep in a tent
Everybodies "enjoying themselves"
Stuck in the middle of nowhere
Gap year students
Have to get pissed/off your rocker to enjoy - cause they're so shit.
Total lack of variety.
"Wacky" festival people
People who work backstage.
People 'blaggin' free tickets'
People bangin' on about their tents/camping equipment
Camper-vans
Shite sound systems
Programmes
Hobo-Jones
Healing zones
Spirit spaces
Real Ale at festivals


End of.

:mad: :mad: :mad:

:)

You coming to Dorset, then? :D
 
Well I think this is the grumpiest thread from you yet Hollis, you old fart! Get thee to Dorset, and bring a dress this time! :mad:
 
Have to sleep in a tent
no I use to sleep in BnB at Reading Fest

hot water
toilets paper
clean toilet
nothing nicked
tea making suff in room
Shower each - Just cos you don't wash for four day don't make you a hardcore Festival goer.
bar at off-licence prices
 
1,2,3,4= go to festivals that cater to your taste
5= man up
6=bring a camping stove and make your own
7=man up and bring good bedding to add comfort
8,9,10=quit moaning bitch and let your fucking hair down
11= that's the idea sillyoo
12= chnge the direction of your head, you may spot something different
13= don't go with urbanites
14=don't go backstage
15= jealous
16=walk away
17=jealous
18=see 1,2,3&4
19= only losers read them
20=no idea
21,22= lol yeah, agreed
23= I drink cider

Please cross-reference next time if you're going to do this sort of thing. Its really difficult endlessly scrolling up and down to work out which point relates to what. Okay? :mad:
 
I like my creature comforts too much on a drug comedown to be stuck in some field with annoying hippies and students.

Plus I loathe crowded areas.
 
Word Hollis!

I agree with you about all of it
except I like sleeping in tents and getting pissed.
all that stuff annoys me too, and more, but I love festivals they're great.
come to endorse it we want to see you catch fire with rage:D
 
The problem with festivals is the people. Especially those pink sociotards who spend the entire time moaning about the mud, crowds or rain. Although if it's sunny they'll whine about the lack of shade, turn fuschia and get sunstroke within minutes.

Frankly it's a wonder mankind made it out of the caves.
 
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