The "Waitrose" Revolution: martial law to be declared in case of a no deal, apparently.

[TruXta]

It's gluten-free, high in protein and one of the few plant foods that contain all nine essential amino acids. It is also high in fiber (sic), magnesium, B vitamins, iron, potassium, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin E and various beneficial antioxidants....apparently.

And it's destroying a good few Andean ecosystems

 

[kebabking]

It's gluten-free, high in protein and one of the few plant foods that contain all nine essential amino acids. It is also high in fiber (sic), magnesium, B vitamins, iron, potassium, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin E and various beneficial antioxidants....apparently.

I know your sort - i'll wager you drink coffee and speak forrin...

 

[Pickman's model]

I know your sort - i'll wager you drink coffee and speak forrin...

He has a nutrition sheet for every occasion

 

[brogdale]

I know your sort - i'll wager you drink coffee and speak forrin...

Only speak forrin after much Bishop's Finger

 

[Pickman's model]

Only speak forrin after much Bishop's Finger

That's speaking in tongues, a different thing altogether

 

[TruXta]

That's speaking in tongues, a different thing altogether

They say it's the language of angels. Not the enochian ones.

 

[brogdale]

That's speaking in tongues, a different thing altogether

Snake(bite) handling?

 

[mystic pyjamas]

The soldiers are from the working-class and are as fed up with brexit as everyone else. It may turn out that they would rebel against their officer class and form a workers militia under the guiding hand of a vanguard,middle-class,intellectual elite whose revolutionary principals would take the masses forward onto the next stage of the worker’s struggle for emancipation from their capitalist overlords.
Whose round is it?

 

[Gromit]

It's a misunderstanding. It's Marshall law.

Scottish footballer David Marshall is to be named supreme overlord of the UK in the event of a no deal Brexit.

 

[stavros]

Time to kill people who voted for leave then baggsy nibs on boris

Johnson may have said he voted to leave. I admire you for believing what he said to be true.

 

[likesfish]

Its more I think Boris would make a suitable trophy its Boris any excuse.

 

[likesfish]

Couple of weeks later was walking back to the car park when a bunch of squaddies came towards me all cammoed up, surprisingly effective, they were silent and doing that silent shit wiggling their hands, then diving to the floor and almost vanishing, all very clever. But one tip; don't lay on the floor within 50 metres of a dog walking car park, unless you are in to scat.

a heavily armed squaddie does encourage people to pick their dogshit up rather more successfully than a sign does though

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

a heavily armed squaddie does encourage people to pick their dogshit up rather more successfully than a sign does though

There are signs at Hankely asking you to pick up cos soldiers training. I figure that even the most talented soldier needs an element of luck on the battlefield, so they can take their chances with some turds in training

 

[Nylock]

that tends to work poorly
Once spent an hour looking for a blank firing anti-personnel mine that let off a smoke bomb when triggered only problem unlike a real mine the fuze needed a Heffalump to set the wretched thing off completely defeating any training value said item had but being a starred item couldnt be lost.

There are signs at Hankely asking you to pick up cos soldiers training. I figure that even the most talented soldier needs an element of luck on the battlefield, so they can take their chances with some turds in training

...A solution to the blank-firing anti personnel mine issue presents itself...

 

[Idris2002]

Its more I think Boris would make a suitable trophy its Boris any excuse.

Miss! Miss! likesfish is hogging all the Boris!

I'm here all week, tip your waitress.

 

[Sue]

It's gluten-free, high in protein and one of the few plant foods that contain all nine essential amino acids. It is also high in fiber (sic), magnesium, B vitamins, iron, potassium, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin E and various beneficial antioxidants....apparently.

..and it doesn't matter how you cook it, it tastes rubbish...

 

[cupid_stunt]

Apparently it's not just a Waitrose revolution, but an M&S one too.

 

[isvicthere?]

So there's round about 108,000 people in the army including reservists. Around 12,500 deployed abroad, so of the regular army there's about 69,000 who could do martial law stuff in the UK. There are 69 cities in the UK. So that's about 1,000-1,500 troops per city - assuming all troops deployed evenly - and 300-500 available at any one time assuming 3 "shifts". There's no way this could carry on for long, and if they shoot someone dead it'd light a blue touch paper

Not enough to maintain civil order, but still enough to reconquer the Empire in the fantasy of brexiters, Daily Express &c.

 

[isvicthere?]

The soldiers are from the working-class and are as fed up with brexit as everyone else. It may turn out that they would rebel against their officer class and form a workers militia under the guiding hand of a vanguard,middle-class,intellectual elite whose revolutionary principals would take the masses forward onto the next stage of the worker’s struggle for emancipation from their capitalist overlords.
Whose round is it?

Another pint of your best mushroom tea, landlord.

 

[Pickman's model]

Not enough to maintain civil order, but still enough to reconquer the Empire in the fantasy of brexiters, Daily Express &c.

for comparison 61,715 british troops were landed on d-day

 

[marty21]

Having read a load of Zombie novels, watched The Walking Dead, read a load of Post Apocalyptic novels and seen all the Mad Max films- I reckon I'm well prepared for a No deal Brexit .

 

[pesh]

saw both the Fyre Festival documentaries, i reckon i'll be ok.

 

[kebabking]

Having shotguns, a fence, livestock, and a distain for townies, I think I'm well set up for no-deal brexit...

 

[Pickman's model]

Having shotguns, a fence, livestock, and a distain for townies, I think I'm well set up for no-deal brexit...

how much ammunition do you have?

 

[kebabking]

how much ammunition do you have?

Huge amounts - nothing lasts forever of course, i'm sure you'll be only have to find a few thousand volunteers for a couple of Forlorn Hopes before we're overcome...