brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
kerching!
The "Waitrose" Revolution: martial law to be declared in case of a no deal, apparently.
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A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
They haven’t actually got and prison hulks as such yet. But they have some excellent standing orders for the guards already cut n pasted from a local dry cleaners instructions to staff on working the machine.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
These troops would be even more clueless than your average cop, and are not police officers
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
The RAF are all drones - dreadful people: denim in the Mess, huge watches, white socks and polyester shirts, and barely any of them went to schools.
I even heard that the RAF will commission a chap who doesn't have a dog!
likesfish
You can't park here sir
The less said about certain raf officers choice in pet names the better.
Its the army 16 hours on 8 off is a thing
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G4S will Halp I. E. Get a huge contract completely fuck it up while squaddies are voluntold to clear up the mess.
While a certain dashing artillery officer will position his battery on the outskirts of Padstow to prevent an invasion*
* totally not avoiding any bone jobs while being in convinent range of a nice restaurant.
Its the army 16 hours on 8 off is a thing
.G4S will Halp I. E. Get a huge contract completely fuck it up while squaddies are voluntold to clear up the mess.
While a certain dashing artillery officer will position his battery on the outskirts of Padstow to prevent an invasion*
* totally not avoiding any bone jobs while being in convinent range of a nice restaurant.
ska invita
back on the other side
During the Duggan Riots I went up the road to Peckham to check out the action... There's a largish Tesco Express near the Rye and standing outside the front doors was a single nervous looking policeman... On the other side of the road a long row of 40 or so peckhamites...waiting. Bizarre stand off that warranted a Morricone soundtrack. Really captured the sense of how outnumbered the police are when it comes to the crunch.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
One cop for every 540 people.
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
We have standards FFS. Centre Parcs or we’ll hunger strike.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
How TF can they hunger strike if the quinoa's all stacked up in Calais?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
With the state of food at Pontins, a hunger strike would be the only chance of survival.
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Pontins and Butlins? Inhumane torture indeed.
But, as we'll no longer be bound by the Human Rights Act, we can torture at will
The Will camp was closed in 1982, torturing will be done at Bognor, executions at Skegness.
likesfish
You can't park here sir
because people will pray for death than live in skeggy The Battle of Britain's beaches - Skegness depicts Brighton and Blackpool as graffiti covered eyesores
tim
EXPLODED TIM! (Help me!!!)
Good news for the artisans of Norwich, compensating, to a degree, for the effects of the Colmañ's factory closure.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Not quite sure how the army on the streets thing will work round here. There are vast training grounds that are open to the public for dog walking and so on and the squaddies are under strict orders to be polite to the locals and to keep the language cleaner than normal. "You're not in North Yorkshire now." is mentioned to them...
likesfish
You can't park here sir
that tends to work poorly
Once spent an hour looking for a blank firing anti-personnel mine that let off a smoke bomb when triggered only problem unlike a real mine the fuze needed a Heffalump to set the wretched thing off completely defeating any training value said item had but being a starred item couldnt be lost.
dog walker managed to step on the mine and set it off ,being a rather large woman was not impressed when somebody ran up and said " thank fuck you were heavy enough to set it off we've been looking for it for ages"
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He got slapped and she was serenaded off the training area to a chorus of nellie the elephant.
Unfortunately she complained and the assault pioneers got to spend the weekend painting walls
Once spent an hour looking for a blank firing anti-personnel mine that let off a smoke bomb when triggered only problem unlike a real mine the fuze needed a Heffalump to set the wretched thing off completely defeating any training value said item had but being a starred item couldnt be lost.
dog walker managed to step on the mine and set it off ,being a rather large woman was not impressed when somebody ran up and said " thank fuck you were heavy enough to set it off we've been looking for it for ages"
.He got slapped and she was serenaded off the training area to a chorus of nellie the elephant.
Unfortunately she complained and the assault pioneers got to spend the weekend painting walls
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Recently walked on Hankley Common (walk there a lot) and they were doing excercises, right next to ridge path I was on, blattting away with their guns, fucking scary being so close to it all even though they are blanks. Then a Hercules type thing appears and a tank drops out the back, was quite surreal.
Couple of weeks later was walking back to the car park when a bunch of squaddies came towards me all cammoed up, surprisingly effective, they were silent and doing that silent shit wiggling their hands, then diving to the floor and almost vanishing, all very clever. But one tip; don't lay on the floor within 50 metres of a dog walking car park, unless you are in to scat.
Couple of weeks later was walking back to the car park when a bunch of squaddies came towards me all cammoed up, surprisingly effective, they were silent and doing that silent shit wiggling their hands, then diving to the floor and almost vanishing, all very clever. But one tip; don't lay on the floor within 50 metres of a dog walking car park, unless you are in to scat.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
TruXta
tired
Crates, Danny.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
You're wasting your time; guy's so dumb he probs thinks it called Quinn-o-Ha!
TruXta
tired
O'Quinna
rekil
to menny cranks
and of course there's council employees
Special constables drawn from oxbridge and good schools.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
Some Lundun shit.
TruXta
tired
Peruvian isn't it? I don't eat it.
kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
No idea. Guardian food. Assuming it's food...
TruXta
tired
I believe it is a cereal of some sort. I stick to wheat, rye and barley myself.
maomao
普費斯
It's a psuedocereal. It looks like onee but it's actually the seeds of a spinach related plant.
And what's wrong with millet, oats and rice?
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Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
They have a very good farmer’s market in Warminster so I’m told. Surely they will source locally grown organic food from there for the Centre Parcs guests? These are good people not criminals, surely?
TruXta
tired
Forgot about rice
don't eat millet, oats only infrequently
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
It's gluten-free, high in protein and one of the few plant foods that contain all nine essential amino acids. It is also high in fiber (sic), magnesium, B vitamins, iron, potassium, calcium, phosphorus, vitamin E and various beneficial antioxidants....apparently.
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