There are two (2) condiments I know of, which are so soul-destroying awesome that I would actually consider drinking them by the pint.
The first is pomegranate jam.
Which is this:
Gently boiled for ages w/ ½-¼ tsp salt, and then slathered over any form of protein. Or over anything else, tbh. It’s just a sour sharp fruity chilli sauce rocket on a spoon. And only improves if you massively fuck up the chilli, and make it almost inedibly hot.
The second is maple mayonnaise. Which involves these:
Mix all of ^^ that except oil.
Then start beating the crap outta it w/ a mixer.
Drizzle oil slowly in whilst beating.
Just phenomenal mayonnaisey onion-sharp sweet dribbley gorgeousness. Works extraordinarily well w/ Ottolenghi’s sort-of-Waldorf, but really would work with almost anything else that (L)s onions and mayonnaise.
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The first is pomegranate jam.
Which is this:
Gently boiled for ages w/ ½-¼ tsp salt, and then slathered over any form of protein. Or over anything else, tbh. It’s just a sour sharp fruity chilli sauce rocket on a spoon. And only improves if you massively fuck up the chilli, and make it almost inedibly hot.
The second is maple mayonnaise. Which involves these:
1 small shallot, peeled and finely chopped
1 egg yolk
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 tsp maple syrup
1 tbsp cider vinegar
90ml sunflower oil
90ml rapeseed oil
The shallot can totally be substituted for ½ red onion. 1 egg yolk
1 tsp Dijon mustard
1 tsp maple syrup
1 tbsp cider vinegar
90ml sunflower oil
90ml rapeseed oil
Mix all of ^^ that except oil.
Then start beating the crap outta it w/ a mixer.
Drizzle oil slowly in whilst beating.
Just phenomenal mayonnaisey onion-sharp sweet dribbley gorgeousness. Works extraordinarily well w/ Ottolenghi’s sort-of-Waldorf, but really would work with almost anything else that (L)s onions and mayonnaise.
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