The shortest published philosophical research paper?

[platinumsage]

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/meta.12599

 

[bluescreen]

Reminds me of that fabled philosophy exam where one of the questions was "Is this a question?" to which one candidate allegedly replied: "Is this an answer?"

 

[A380]

Or the ancient Chinese Civil Service entrance exam question: 'Tell me what you know'.

 

[SpookyFrank]

 

[ItStillWontWork]

I believe this one might be shorter:

The unsuccessful self-treatment of a case of “writer's block”, by Dennis Upper