The pet/political campaign slogan thread

[Cloo]

Since seeing it on twitter, my family's been obsessed with 'Your name - 2020 - the last thing you said to your pet' = your political campaign slogan.

So far I've come up with slogans such as:

CLOO - 2020 - HOW CAN YOU BE LONG AND A LUMP?

CLOO - 2020 - HELLO MRS CAT FACE

and

CLOO - 2020 - NO TOUCH THE BEAN TOES

What are some of yours?

 

[chilango]

chilango 2020 "You gorgeous boy!"

 

[JimW]

Jim - 2020 - Here you go, love.

Jim - 2020 - In your kennel, go on.

Jim - 2020 - Kongkong, Kongkong, leave it.

 

[magneze]

Magneze 2020, I'm putting the ladder away

 

[chilango]

Chilango 2020 "Shall we pop outside for a poo?"

 

[CosmikRoger]

Cosmik 2020 - I've already bloody fed you, look.

 

[Epona]

Epona 2020 - I really don't want your arse that close to my face

 

[Voley]

VOLEY 2020 - OH HELLO MISTER BALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!

 

[bimble]

Bimble 2020 - oh yes mister floofyface.

 

[Voley]

Bimble 2020 - oh yes mister floofyface.

Punchy. Dynamic. Positive. Over-familiar.

You get my vote. 🗳

 

[Rebelda]

Rebelda, 2020, I'm not giving you my sandwich.

 

[Rebelda]

I'm really really not a Tory I swear

 

[Voley]

Rebelda, 2020, I'm not giving you my sandwich.

Refreshingly honest for a politician. Admirable.

 

[WouldBe]

Wouldbe, 2020, come on lazy bum.

 

[WouldBe]

Possibly borrowed from Bill Clinton's last campaign:-

Wouldbe, 2020, Let's get a funny tissue and wipe your funny face.

Wouldbe, 2020, You've got a pretty face when it's not covered in goo.

 

[8ball]

Possibly Brexit-related:

8ball 2020: You wanted to go out, now get out!

8ball 2020: No!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

QueenOfGoths - 2020 - I want to sit there!

 

[Saffy]

Saffy- 2020 - wait...take it.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

QueenOfGoths - 2020 - Hello You!