The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[ruffneck23]

So it's finally been taken down, thank goodness for the snipping tool.

 

[ruffneck23]

So after doubling down calling people 'profession offence takers' this happened..



And then the tweet was deleted.

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

I’m convinced he’s a prank anyway.

 

[quiet guy]

He's a sick joke that has gone on for too long

 

[Rob Ray]

Tory-related rather than specific, but I see Paul Stott's past in Class War has been picked up for a (not very good and rather overwrought) hit piece now he's the "anti-extremism" guy at Policy Exchange - quite the journey from Bookfair regular, to burning effigies of Mohammed, to UKIP and then the leading Tory thinktank shilling for Prevent really.

Tory Think-Tank Extremism Chief’s Antisemitic Tirade, as Member of Violent Anarchist Group – Byline Times

 

[rubbershoes]

Given the unremitting cavalcade of Tory shitty tweets, I think we really need a 'wanker emoji on here...

An emoji of Fabricant's head would convey the same message

 

[eatmorecheese]

An emoji of Fabricant's head would convey the same message

Yes. It could be called the 'bellend' emoji

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Don’t let people off if they steal food in desperation, minister tells police

Kit Malthouse says police watchdog’s suggestion that cost of living will trigger more crime is ‘old-fashioned’

www.theguardian.com

Another thoroughly despicable Tory cunt. I also watched him speaking to MSPs about drug deaths, claiming there's no link between poverty/deprivation and addiction. Wants to enact awful policies without taking responsibility for the outcomes.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

^ Hard on anyone who might shoplift in desperation, yet keen to get Boris off the hook over partygate.

 

[Ax^]

think the Tory reaction over the next few days explaining not excusing Boris Johnsons and the party law breaking should be remembered when they are bagging the drum in a few month when people are really struggling and crime is rising the bastards

 

[MickiQ]

"There is one law for rich and poor alike, which prevents them equally from stealing bread and sleeping under bridges.“

— Jo Walton

 

[DotCommunist]

"There is one law for rich and poor alike, which prevents them equally from stealing bread and sleeping under bridges.“

— Jo Walton

'In its majestic equality, the law forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal loaves of bread'
Anatole France 1894

 

[philosophical]

Is justice about treating everybody equally, or equals equally?
If I were a judge and a desperate pensioner was up for stealing a loaf because the money had run out, and a millionaire was up for stealing a loaf for a thrill, I would not treat them the same even for the same offence.

 

[two sheds]

Is justice about treating everybody equally, or equals equally?
If I were a judge and a desperate pensioner was up for stealing a loaf because the money had run out, and a millionaire was up for stealing a loaf for a thrill, I would not treat them the same even for the same offence.

That happens already - the pensioner gets prison or a large fine to deter others, the millionaire has suffered enough with the damaged reputation so gets let off

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Middle-class drug users face random tests and electronic tags

Kit Malthouse plans escalating scale of sanctions that would create a sense of ‘pending catastrophe’ for users

www.telegraph.co.uk

"In an interview with The Telegraph, Kit Malthouse, the policing minister, said that he planned to model the testing on a scheme in Hawaii where known drug users are randomly called in for swabs to check they are clean.
Each is allocated one of three colours – red, blue or orange – and every morning have to call a number to be told which group has been designated for testing that day.
It will be part of a new regime that will also introduce electronic drug tags for recreational users and those convicted of drug-related crimes so they can be monitored 24/7 to ensure they are clean."
"The scale of sanctions, which are yet to be finalised, will be set out in a White Paper this summer with drug users facing an automatic “escalation” up to, and including, prison for those who breach their orders or refuse to give up drugs."

 

[bluescreen]

That'll work.

What's he on, anyway?

 

[Johnny Vodka]

That'll work.

What's he on, anyway?

Power-tripping. Another proper nazi.

 

[ruffneck23]

Middle-class drug users face random tests and electronic tags

Kit Malthouse plans escalating scale of sanctions that would create a sense of ‘pending catastrophe’ for users

www.telegraph.co.uk

Well Gove shouldn't be a free man for long then.

 

[Johnny Vodka]

Well Gove shouldn't be a free man for long then.

One suspects the laws are for the plebs, not Tory MPs.

 

[ruffneck23]

One suspects the laws are for the plebs, not Tory MPs.

Yeah you're right, the article is about the middle class and not the elite.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Truss's new negotiating tactic is utterly beguiling to her foreign counterparts and is why Britain is absolutely dominating any post Brexit trade deals and getting all their demands met.

The devastatingly ruthless ploy runs thus. Lean in and look like the most confident and competent person in the world whilst at the same time looking like the most unconfident and incompetent person her opponent has ever met.

The foreign secretary of Angola said he felt hypnotised by Truss and had no option to cave to her demand of tariff free peanuts.

'The combination of that head tilt, lean in and blue power suit had me transported outside my body and onto a serene mountain top where I was fanned by palm wielding, scantily clad maidens feeding me ginsters pasties. Aides said they tried to wrestle the pen out of my hand but it was too late. The deal was signed and by the time I'd fully come round she and her entourage were long gone.'

 

[ruffneck23]

Have we had this yet? For once I just don't know where to begin...

 

[teqniq]

Haha, no we haven't but it's been all over my Twitter timeline for the past couple of days. At least one person speculating it may be Gove and tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

 

[bluescreen]

Haha, no we haven't but it's been all over my Twitter timeline for the past couple of days. At least one person speculating it may be Gove and tbh I wouldn't be surprised if it was.

It's only funny because it's bloody tories again - but the alleged offence isn't funny at all, nor the sense of entitlement and impunity that led someone to commit it.

 

[teqniq]

Yeah, fair enough.

 

[8ball]

Have we had this yet? For once I just don't know where to begin...

I’m sure no one will notice that one.
If in doubt, blame the pandemic.

 

[not a trot]

I’m sure no one will notice that one.
If in doubt, blame the pandemic.

Nah, just blame the electorate. ' Look, it's our fault us Tories are a bunch of cunts, but it's the electorate who vote for us'.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Have we had this yet? For once I just don't know where to begin...

That's actually disturbing, rather than funny. Savile-esque.

shudders