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The Masons want to chip your children

The most cursory glance over that site shows that they aren't even mentioning subdermal implants. Just for the record, subdermal implants are useless as tracking devices as they have an absolute maximum range of about a few feet, no technology even on the map in the next 20 years would do what the conspiracy theorists say they do. A GPS/GSM tracker with a battery life of a few days is still about the size of a housebrick split along it's length and will get no smaller any time soon. Subdermal transducers are also a doddle to remove with some half-inched lidocaine and a scalpel. They're about as scary a threat as Alan Bennett in a fistfight.
 
Cobblers Cubed!!!

It takes a lot to embarass Jazzz, but this thread (with a bit of help from editor perhaps) seems to have achieved it!

Blimey O Riley!! :D :p
 
Why ban him???

I think Jazz is great, I always read his stuff for a laugh.

I reckon he looks like this:
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editor said:
I think I should ban you for your own good right now because you're making a bigger and bigger twat of yourself with every post.

Much as I like you in real life, your utter desperation to believe in bonkers conspiracies without troubling yourself to even FUCKING READ THE CLAIMS PROPERLY or even undertake basic research before posting it up here is causing me concern.

I won't have this site dragged down by being associated with any more of your scaremongering drivel. That 'black ops nuclear bomb in Parliament' one was stupid enough. This one takes the biscuit.

I strongly recommend you try and retain what's left of your crumbling reputation and shut the fuck up about any more of your stupid, STUPID conspiracy yarns.

Your next attempt to use this site for another of your disinfo 'black ops' scaremongering yarns will result in a ban - as much for your sake as ours.
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Jesus Christ you are an ill-tempered boot-kicker.

When you fuck up royally, like when you mistook "David Duke" for "David Icke" showing an inability to read basic words, I didn't make a big thing of it. Happens to all of us.

The internet warning for the bomb would not have done anyone any harm, and seeing as the guy who made it claims to have successfully predicted the Egypt attack on 22/07 think it was fair to pass it on. Just maybe the warning worked.

The Birmingham Al-Qaeda cell story which you lot were making such fun of and saying was such a load of nonsense - well we are soon to interview the proprietor. Should be interesting.

:rolleyes:
 
Jazzz said:
yes.

oops! :oops:

oh dear. Doubtless some posters will have some pleasant advice for me on this thread. :D


(however, this is part of the stepping-stone to the real thing, familiarise yourself with the word and concept, keep your kids safe with CHIPS)
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You complete and utter spoon, Jazzz.

Ever thought that if such a thing does exist, then the scaremongering by people such as yourself provides good cover?

You're squirrels, mate, totally bloody squirrels.
 
Jazz

you seem to be needing one of these at the moment

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go for a nice lie down and a cuppa before the hole gets too deep to climb out of
 
Oh dear oh dearie me.

Teejay and Poet have gone through the main points of the link, but for those who can;tbe arsed to click, parents get this:

All materials gathered in the CHIP Program are given to the parents. []bOnly the permission slip is kept by the program providers. NO identification information is given to any governmental authority, unless the parent or guardian chooses to do so in an emergency[/b]. The key components of the program include the following:


* CD Video: A digital video is recorded while children are asked a series of questions while standing in front of a height chart backdrop. The CHIP interview captures the appearance, speech, mannerisms, and other important personal characteristics of a child. It can be quickly distributed via the media to reach a huge audience and assist in the quick recovery of an abducted child. The video is recorded onto a 3" CD and given to the parent or guardian. It is the cornerstone of the CHIP program.

* Fingerprints: Children's fingerprints are taken in the traditional manner, using inkless print pads, to provide clear and readable prints. Fingerprint cards are given to the parent or guardian.

* DNA: A DNA kit is provided to the parent or guardian to be completed at home as soon as possible. The DNA kit includes plastic ziploc envelopes for 1. hair samples, 2. nail clippings, and 3. oral swab for saliva sample.
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Even for you this is pisspoor Jazzz
 
Jazzz said:
The internet warning for the bomb would not have done anyone any harm,
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Except for the fact that due to this and many other mistakes, no one believes what you post anymore.
 
Yossarian was the first to spot that, and my mistake was rapidly acknowledged.

I wonder how many people will now insist on making the same point? :rolleyes:
 
You already posted one picture FridgeMagnet. That's just being greedy. :p

Is that it? ;)
 
(to fraction man)

Something doesn't seem to be right about that picture. I suspect it may be photoshopped. :p
 
I fear I have been missing some people out.

mysteryguest :p
idaho :p
tom k&e :p
shippou-chan :rolleyes:
William of Walworth :p
 
Well, I must say I am somewhat flattered by all this attention. You are all too kind, really...
 
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