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[TopCat]

This is weirdly specific. What about sprouts?

The French have reportedly shut the Normandy custard factories too.

 

[bimble]

The French have reportedly shut the Normandy custard factories too.

Boom time for the lemon fields of Dunstable tho.

 

[MickiQ]

I want to go Lidl but am scared.

Be Strong , TopCat, be strong.

 

[bimble]

From let's stride out there onto the global stage and do loads of trade to oh shit everyone start growing yr own food, quite a pivot from brexitland.
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[Pickman's model]

From let's stride out there onto the global stage and do loads of trade to oh shit everyone start growing yr own food, quite a pivot from brexitland.
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We can sell ourselves to china

 

[TopCat]

From let's stride out there onto the global stage and do loads of trade to oh shit everyone start growing yr own food, quite a pivot from brexitland.
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Its disturbing to look at that mad cunt and read his stopped clock guff.

 

[Artaxerxes]

From let's stride out there onto the global stage and do loads of trade to oh shit everyone start growing yr own food, quite a pivot from brexitland.
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It will take another 6-9 months to grow food from this point.

What do we do until then? Can we eat the neighbours now because mine look very unappetising and old.

 

[bimble]

It will take another 6-9 months to grow food from this point.

What do we do until then? Can we eat the neighbours now because mine look very unappetising and old.

My neighbours are really skinny.

 

[TopCat]

We are still European. The Greek experience shows us our European brothers and sisters would not leave us hungry in winter just because of politics.

 

[Pickman's model]

Guardian reports millions of quid worth of lobster wont be able to cross to feed the French and Spanish.
Will they get diverted to our local markets?

Handed out to the homeless no doubt

 

[TopCat]

We can sell ourselves to china

Then lease ourselves back.

 

[TopCat]

Handed out to the homeless no doubt

No doubt.

 

[tommers]

My neighbours are really skinny.

Good. Easily overpowered.

 

[splonkydoo]

We are still European. The Greek experience shows us our European brothers and sisters would not leave us hungry in winter just because of politics.

This is a joke right?

 

[Pickman's model]

This is a joke right?

Jokes are never funny when they have to be explained

 

[hegley]

Guardian reports millions of quid worth of lobster wont be able to cross to feed the French and Spanish.
Will they get diverted to our local markets?

 

[TopCat]

Forget the traffic hell, sell them here.

 

[bimble]

It’s a bit amazing to me how many of these sort of people there seem to be, willing to push on regardless and apparently unconcerned about scurvy.

the new world may be significantly shitter than the old world but it’s New!

 

[TopCat]

Cunts would sooner dump them (languestine) in a verge than let us have them.

 

[TopCat]

I better have a bath and go panic buying.

 

[Chz]

Seafood for Christmas simply isn't a British thing. They'll really struggle to offload that lot.

 

[bimble]

Cunts would sooner dump them (languestine) in a verge than let us have them.

Which cunts the scottish Fishermen? I thought the fishermen were the goodies

 

[splonkydoo]

Jokes are never funny when they have to be explained

Stop stealing my hastily posted lines you prigg

 

[bimble]

Seafood for Christmas simply isn't a British thing. They'll really struggle to offload that lot.

Tinned cat food is going to be quality next year.

 

[bimble]

Baron Moore of Etchingham has a plan. Who wants to eat green things anyway.

 

[Dogsauce]

It will take another 6-9 months to grow food from this point.

What do we do until then? Can we eat the neighbours now because mine look very unappetising and old.

eat lamb boiled in lorry driver’s piss.

 

[quiet guy]

Seafood for Christmas simply isn't a British thing. They'll really struggle to offload that lot.

Seeing how so many have issues with just cooking a turkey, changing it to lobster, langoustine or shellfish will be a disaster?


I'd be more than happy though

 

[teuchter]

If only we had some kind of system where goods didn't travel long distance in individual units each accompanied by a driver. Maybe some kind of system where you make big line of those units, 20 or 30 of them at a time, and then a machine at the front with just one driver that pulls them all. And it would be designed such that the machine could be easily swapped at places like borders. So you could move large quantities of stuff with hardly any need for plague carrying humans to cross borders at all. You could invent this system, say, 200 years ago, and then not abandon most investment in its infrastructure, say, about 40 years ago. You could build a Channel Tunnel perfectly capable of carrying this system, and then not spend the past 30 years failing to invest in making efficient use of it.

 

[quiet guy]

eat lamb boiled in lorry driver’s piss.

Must have missed that on Nigella's show

 

[Artaxerxes]

If only we had some kind of system where goods didn't travel long distance in individual units each accompanied by a driver. Maybe some kind of system where you make big line of those units, 20 or 30 of them at a time, and then a machine at the front with just one driver that pulls them all. And it would be designed such that the machine could be easily swapped at places like borders. So you could move large quantities of stuff with hardly any need for plague carrying humans to cross borders at all. You could invent this system, say, 200 years ago, and then not abandon most investment in its infrastructure, say, about 40 years ago. You could build a Channel Tunnel perfectly capable of carrying this system, and then not spend the past 30 years failing to invest in making efficient use of it.

Sounds dangerously commie to me, why do you hate Britain?