James McFadden
if it moves, look at it
yeah, big deal...59 tomorrow. So am I. I came into existence with the birth of the space age. I'm gonna go out in an age of banal filth-in every sense. What a life I'll have led. Please share your own stories of historical, intellectual, moral or spiritual decline...or even just a moan about how everything's shit these days. Then tell me why I absolutely must get some perspective and some...erm..historicity? What's the worst that could happen? I become a moany old twat stuck in an imaginary past? Is that really worse than trying to stay young and edgy and down with the kids?
I know what the Guardian colour supplement would say, tastefully illustrated with healthy-looking, middle-class, pseudo-oldies in designer knitwear.
I'm gonna go full Albert Steptoe just cos one thing life's taught me is: That lot are always fuckin wrong...guaranteed...even stopped clocks can be jiggled with so they're never right. That's why they have an editor.
I know what the Guardian colour supplement would say, tastefully illustrated with healthy-looking, middle-class, pseudo-oldies in designer knitwear.
I'm gonna go full Albert Steptoe just cos one thing life's taught me is: That lot are always fuckin wrong...guaranteed...even stopped clocks can be jiggled with so they're never right. That's why they have an editor.