Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[neonwilderness]

That's impressive dedication to laziness.

He's not lazy he (allegedly) has 8 projects on the go and is too busy for anything else

Or so he says.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Alternatively you could get one of these. Plus the lamp lighting would be useful as it is dark most of the year in Newcastle isn't it?

 

[Badgers]

All-weekend blow-out then?

A lot of ale and cider down, plus a kings ransom in meat. Fine setting round that way, very nice weekend. Miss the shitty city though. Went in a tiny little old man pub by Tintern Abbey and asked them how they were affected by the riots. The landlord got the gag but one chap started on about the war and how he never fought for this. All good stuff

 

[quimcunx]

Alternatively you could get one of these. Plus the lamp lighting would be useful as it is dark most of the year in Newcastle isn't it?

Or one of these.

 

[Badgers]

Still waiting for my written offer for that job ...

Limbodrag.

Is that the kebab place?

 

[5t3IIa]

We had a tea trolley at my old place! I never really felt that it was the place to mention it here. Twice a day and the chappy rang a bell!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

We had a tea trolley at my old place! I never really felt that it was the place to mention it here. Twice a day and the chappy rang a bell!

Did he sells buns as well?

I am flagging, eyelids are getting heavier, desk is looking oh so comfy. I need a man with a bell to wake me up!

 

[marty21]

We had a tea trolley at my old place! I never really felt that it was the place to mention it here. Twice a day and the chappy rang a bell!

I've worked in a couple of places with a tee trolley, last place 11am amd 3pm, time for tea, and she knew how you liked it too! Plus there were free biscuits - my life has been downhill since then.

 

[quimcunx]

The first place I worked here, we all had a coffee break at 11, with cheese and biscuits. Then they changed it to tea in the afternoon with sweet biscuits. We had to go downstairs for it though and sit around chatting.

 

[Ron Merlin]

We need a Mrs Purdy, clearly...

 

[QueenOfGoths]

neon has not come back to tell us how tea wars has gone....you don't suppose he is standing in the middle of a ring of badly wounded colleagues with a bloody teaspoon in one hand a packet of Tetley's in the other

 

[marty21]

At one place I worked, we had smoking breaks, one in the morning , one in the afternoon - with a smokers room as well - now we have to go outside - broken britain

 

[5t3IIa]

He sold Kit Kat Chunkys, I know that much. I was having one almost every day

 

[Me76]

Oh noes! The other person who was in the office with me has just left. I really have no need to even pretend to work now.

 

[Me76]

Chocolate - that would be good right now.

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh noes! The other person who was in the office with me has just left. I really have no need to even pretend to work now.

Innit. My 2x bosses have gone. I could go. But I've got something with Urgent written on it

 

[neonwilderness]

neon has not come back to tell us how tea wars has gone....you don't suppose he is standing in the middle of a ring of badly wounded colleagues with a bloody teaspoon in one hand a packet of Tetley's in the other

Still nothing happening, MD has just arrived back though...

 

[100% masahiko]

need sleep.

 

[marty21]

Innit. My 2x bosses have gone. I could go. But I've got something with Urgent written on it

are you still in trouble ?

 

[5t3IIa]

are you still in trouble ?

No. Wait, was I?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

need sleep.

Me too - but probably for no good reason!

 

[Voley]

Is that the kebab place?

Sadly not. This one pays via PAYE instead of in a brown envelope with a nod and a wink.

 

[marty21]

No. Wait, was I?

I've been at work for an hour and a half! I've done half of a piece of work and discovered an ERROR! I tried to tell the person who did it but she's on leave so I had to tell her third-biggest boss instead. Now her second-biggest boss is investigating. I made clouds and unhappiness

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh! Hahahah, that seems like months ago now That was my error! I got 0800 and 0080 mixed up But I'm still new so I'm allowed to

 

[Badgers]

Severn Bridge drag here. Just had some Black Country pork scratchings nom

 

[marty21]

Severn Bridge drag here. Just had some Black Country pork scratchings nom

are you playing pub cricket? - only good on A Roads tbf - if you are on M4 don't bother

 

[sojourner]

Come the fuck on 5 o cunting clock

 

[Ron Merlin]

Come the fuck on 5 o cunting clock

I concur heartily.

 

[marty21]

Come the fuck on 5 o cunting clock

my thoughts exactly

 

[Ron Merlin]

Wholeheartedly even at self