Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[BoatieBird]

OMG the boss has just farted really loudly and said nothing! Not even an "I'm sorry" or "Excuse me" or "Better out than in"...nothing

I nearly giggled aloud in a juvenile way!

Remarkable restraint there Qog, I wouldn't have been able to resist at least a little snigger

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have now paid smiley hardware shop man. He was pleased.

I also bought some menthol filters. Then I had a sandwich, after which I had to dispose of a dead frog the cat had slaughtered in the kitchen.

This afternoon will not be as exciting.

(((Frog))) - Mr. Kippers cat has so far confined his slaughtering to mice and moths. Oh and one rat. He also likes to carry bumble bees around in his mouth. But that just may be a affectation!

 

[Me76]

I have now been at work for 5 hours and 26 minutes and have done approximately 37 minutes of work. And taken an hour's lunch break. Today could be a record even for me.

 

[Badgers]

On the drive drag soon. Has been a fun weekend, if a little excessive. I want to sleep in the car but wifey will want to play twenty questions. There may be a row

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I have now been at work for 5 hours and 26 minutes and have done approximately 37 minutes of work. And taken an hour's lunch break. Today could be a record even for me.

You match the ethos of the drag superbly

Not sure how many minutes of work I have done but today has involved quite a lot of searching the internet for things of great importance i.e. recipes for minced beef and pictures of 1970's mens fashion.

 

[TruXta]

On the drive drag soon. Has been a fun weekend, if a little excessive. I want to sleep in the car but wifey will want to play twenty questions. There may be a row

Where you been then?

 

[Me76]

You match the ethos of the drag superbly

Not sure how many minutes of work I have done but today has involved quite a lot of searching the internet for things of great importance i.e. recipes for minced beef and pictures of 1970's mens fashion.

I think I may just have spoilt it - I just did a consecutive whole 9 minutes of work.

 

[neonwilderness]

Tea wars in the office today

 

[marty21]

On the drive drag soon. Has been a fun weekend, if a little excessive. I want to sleep in the car but wifey will want to play twenty questions. There may be a row

pub cricket!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Tea wars in the office today

Are you taking part or taking sides!?

 

[machine cat]

Tea wars in the office today

one show not pulling his weight again?

 

[5t3IIa]

Am so tired. Want my bed.

Tense stand-off is it, neon?

 

[marty21]

Am so tired. Want my bed.

Tense stand-off is it, neon?

Nato is needed here

 

[machine cat]

Nato is needed here

this is the north east we're talking about.

gazza will wander in with some chicken and a fishing rod in an attempt to calm things down.

 

[Badgers]

Where you been then?

Wye Valley at a friends party. Stayed an extra night and heading back for tomorrows drag now.

 

[Voley]

Still waiting for my written offer for that job ...

Limbodrag.

 

[TruXta]

Wye Valley at a friends party. Stayed an extra night and heading back for tomorrows drag now.

All-weekend blow-out then?

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Still waiting for my written offer for that job ...

Limbodrag.

Hope it comes soon. Did they tell you when it would be starting?

 

[marty21]

Still waiting for my written offer for that job ...

Limbodrag.

they have been carrying out extra checks on your dreams

 

[neonwilderness]

Are you taking part or taking sides!?

one show not pulling his weight again?

Tense stand-off is it, neon?

Nato is needed here

I'm not making any 'cos I did loads on Friday and no-one else bothered

Cuntboss made a half arsed attempt this morning (only cos she was making on for the MD) but left sour milk in the jug which I ended up cleaning

Mr ManFlu is keeping his head down for now

Mr OneShow stopped drinking tea when we decided that everyone should take their turn making it

Other colleague with no nickname doesn't drink tea

I think MD is due back in soon, so either cuntboss will make try making a pot on the sly or Mr ManFlu with cave in and make some

 

[marty21]

my money is on cuntboss making one on the sly

 

[machine cat]

Mr OneShow stopped drinking tea when we decided that everyone should take their turn making it

 

[machine cat]

my money is on cuntboss making one on the sly

mine's on Mr ManFlu

 

[Voley]

Hope it comes soon. Did they tell you when it would be starting?

Nah, I know my referees have been contacted though because I've spoken to one of them. They're probably not in as much of a hurry as me - I'd imagine the other people they've appointed will have to work notice periods etc. Still, the time off's nice in the meantime. Totally fucking skint, mind.

 

[quimcunx]

I admire Mr Oneshow for not kowing to the sheeple mentality.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I'm not making any 'cos I did loads on Friday and no-one else bothered

Cuntboss made a half arsed attempt this morning (only cos she was making on for the MD) but left sour milk in the jug which I ended up cleaning

Mr ManFlu is keeping his head down for now

Mr OneShow stopped drinking tea when we decided that everyone should take their turn making it

Other colleague with no nickname doesn't drink tea

I think MD is due back in soon, so either cuntboss will make try making a pot on the sly or Mr ManFlu with cave in and make some

You wanna get that i-pad coffee thing and adapt it for tea!

 

[Voley]

Mr OneShow stopped drinking tea when we decided that everyone should take their turn making it

That's impressive dedication to laziness.

 

[neonwilderness]

my money is on cuntboss making one on the sly

This seems the most likely outcome. A well timed trip to the toilet may be in order to catch her in the act when I pass the kitchen

 

[marty21]

This seems the most likely outcome. A well timed trip to the toilet may be in order to catch her in the act when I pass the kitchen

and then you say

Oy Oy Saveloy - what you up to then?

 

[neonwilderness]

You wanna get that i-pad coffee thing and adapt it for tea!

It would be nice, but seeing as I've been asking for a new set of pens for two years I think it's unlikely