Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)
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marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
this may be better , but microphones would allow bin pissers to express innocence
IT were no help
Did they suggest switching it off and back on again?
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I don't know - colleague just sighed, and said they asked him to call someone else tomorrow
hiccup
King of the Vagabonds
In case any of you had been wondering what I looked like, apparently, according to my better half, I look like this:
(For the record: I don't own a briefcase, I don't ever wear jackets, I definitely don't own a polo neck, and I usually wear contacts. Apart from that it's pretty spot on).
(For the record: I don't own a briefcase, I don't ever wear jackets, I definitely don't own a polo neck, and I usually wear contacts. Apart from that it's pretty spot on).
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Just asked facilities bloke and he said he'd love to, but no
my cousin claims that she got the hotel to give her the cctv footage of me running around naked when I drunkenly locked myself out of my room - she has not yet posted this on youtube
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
In case any of you had been wondering what I looked like, apparently, according to my better half, I look like this:
(For the record: I don't own a briefcase, I don't ever wear jackets, I definitely don't own a polo neck, and I usually wear contacts. Apart from that it's pretty spot on).
it's exactly like you!
cool shoes hiccup 
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I didn't hear about this... do tell!
I was up in Brum for a cousin's birthday, got back to the hotel at about 4 in the morning, woke up an hour or so later to have a piss, instead of going into the bathroom, went outside into the corridor, door closed behind me - with my card inside
in my drunken state I was convinced that Mrs21 was in the room, so started knocking then hammering on the door (She was in London) eventually a terrified looking occupant of the room next door opened her door, and closed it very quickly (who wouldn't with a naked drunken man outside) so I had to walk downstairs to the closed reception, and shout for assistance - the night manager came out, smiled at me, I told him that he could probably guess what I needed
he gave me a replacement card and I went back to my room
Hahaaa marty - that's quality
Nowhere. Honest. Doing nowt.
Huh? Me?
Excellent!
Nowhere. Honest. Doing nowt.
Huh? Me?
Excellent!
I was up in Brum for a cousin's birthday, got back to the hotel at about 4 in the morning, woke up an hour or so later to have a piss, instead of going into the bathroom, went outside into the corridor, door closed behind me - with my card inside
so I had to walk downstairs to the closed reception, and shout for assistance - the night manager came out, smiled at me, I told him that he could probably guess what I needed
he gave me a replacement card and I went back to my room
fucking brilliant!
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
A day of nudity, Old spice and bin pissing in the drag today
The drag encompasses and welcomes all!
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
I was up in Brum for a cousin's birthday, got back to the hotel at about 4 in the morning, woke up an hour or so later to have a piss, instead of going into the bathroom, went outside into the corridor, door closed behind me - with my card inside
so I had to walk downstairs to the closed reception, and shout for assistance - the night manager came out, smiled at me, I told him that he could probably guess what I needed
he gave me a replacement card and I went back to my room
At least you got a good story out of it
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
At least you got a good story out of it
it is my number 1 being locked naked out of a hotel room story
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
Tendulkar out
he will never get a century at Lords
What is your number 8 being locked naked out of a hotel room story?
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
I can't discuss that - it might jeopardise any planned legal proceedings
Nuff said
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
These seem to be proving a lunch-time fave in the office at the moment - well both my friend and the newbie have had one as part of their lunch today
I hate Yates bars but....
http://www.retaileyes.co.uk/yates/voucher/
An orange/ blackcurrant squash is only 30p and comes with a free burger and chips
http://www.retaileyes.co.uk/yates/voucher/
An orange/ blackcurrant squash is only 30p and comes with a free burger and chips
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