Return of the Drag: 2011 (part two)

[Ron Merlin]

Work has dried up again. Good.

Have booked a hotel in Brussels. Looking at Bruges now. Robert Elms on the wireless. Good funk right now. Danny Baker soon, hooray.

Oh bugger, I can hear the cat... she'll start hammering on the door soon, miaowling for food, the great hollow-legged lump

 

[Badgers]

I can always pop it round if you are flaked out babes

England can't always get 10 wickets in a day though, they lure you in, you thing they're ace and then....

First test India managed innings of 286 and 261
Second test India managed innings of 288 and 158

England currently 339 runs ahead in the third test

 

[Badgers]

Robert Elms on the wireless. Good funk right now. Danny Baker soon, hooray.

Best part of the day on BBC London isn't it?

I can't listen in the office drag here as Radio Woman has Heart (Hate) or Magic (Tragic) FM

Eddie Nestor on the way home though

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I don't do nectar points I'm afraid

I could throw in a packet of tofu weiners!

 

[Ron Merlin]

Best part of the day on BBC London isn't it?

Yup, makes the afternoon fly by. I hope Amy (Lamé)'s on today with Danny. She's been away a bit.

Is this my 1,000th post then? Ooh, the excitement.

 

[sojourner]

You'll never get away from here now you know Ron, it's a bit like the Hotel California, but with more drag.

fucksake - I wanna go home. I am sooo gonna do an early dart today. Second the meeting room's done with at 4, I'm fucking OUTTA here!

 

[Badgers]

You'll never get away from here now you know Ron, it's a bit like the Hotel California, but with more drag.

You are our wife now Ron

 

[Ron Merlin]

I've been here nine years, FFS. I'm doomed.

I should be out at 4 as well, barring ministerial announcements/cock-ups...

 

[Badgers]

I've been here nine years, FFS. I'm doomed.

Urban is only drag for you Ron

 

[Ron Merlin]

You are our wife now Ron

"Hello, is Dave there? Hello Dave".

 

[Biddlybee]

Work has dried up again. Good.

Have booked a hotel in Brussels. Looking at Bruges now. Robert Elms on the wireless. Good funk right now. Danny Baker soon, hooray.

Oh bugger, I can hear the cat... she'll start hammering on the door soon, miaowling for food, the great hollow-legged lump

Watch In Bruges then you'll want to go

I can always pop it round if you are flaked out babes

First test India managed innings of 286 and 261
Second test India managed innings of 288 and 158

England currently 339 runs ahead in the third test

How lazy would that be?

I know the scores, but I have also watched England for many a year and seen things collapse spectacularly. I want to have faith, I do, but....

 

[sojourner]

Bored. Hangover horn. Can I go home yet? I've checked every single last pic out on the free abby winters site

 

[quimcunx]

You off on holiday to bruges, biddles?

 

[Biddlybee]

You off on holiday to bruges, biddles?

no, Ron said he was thinking about it

 

[quimcunx]

no, Ron said he was thinking about it

Ah, right.

So are we looking for hotels or B&Bs? Do we have an imaginary budget?

 

[Ron Merlin]

I like beer. And chips. And mayonnaise. And Brel.

I'm nodding off now...

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

Bored. Hangover horn. Can I go home yet? I've checked every single last pic out on the free abby winters site

You can go home now, as long as you don't accidently end up getting involved in any a-looting and a-shooting, nor a-weeping and a-wailing, ok?

 

[marty21]

timid tenant rang up - told me a big bad man was playing his music too loud - went around, saw timid mouse-like man - went to big bad man's flat - hammered on the door (it was FUCKING loud tbf) told him to turn it down a bit as he was disturbing people - he did

I took on big bad man - and I won

 

[Ron Merlin]

Cheap hotel around £60 a night. Bit expensive there though...

 

[TruXta]

taps nose

Oh I don't do marching powders. All au naturel for me.

 

[TruXta]

Ok, lunch no 2: Two slices of bread with Tescos porn pork and sweet onion paté. Fucking nom. Followed by a __~ and the OId Tom I never got around to yesterday. Then I fuck off to Euston at 5, get on the train for Liverpool Lime Street for 1807 and two hours later everyone's gonna sound like Jamie Carragher.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

timid tenant rang up - told me a big bad man was playing his music too loud - went around, saw timid mouse-like man - went to big bad man's flat - hammered on the door (it was FUCKING loud tbf) told him to turn it down a bit as he was disturbing people - he did

I took on big bad man - and I won

must have been the hoody what done it.

 

[Biddlybee]

Ok, lunch no 2: Two slices of bread with Tescos porn pork and sweet onion paté. Fucking nom. Followed by a __~ and the OId Tom I never got around to yesterday. Then I fuck off to Euston at 5, get on the train for Liverpool Lime Street for 1807 and two hours later everyone's gonna sound like Jamie Carragher.

Watcha doing up there ey?

 

[marty21]

must have been the hoody what done it.

I waved the mighty eviction hammer

 

[QueenOfGoths]

timid tenant rang up - told me a big bad man was playing his music too loud - went around, saw timid mouse-like man - went to big bad man's flat - hammered on the door (it was FUCKING loud tbf) told him to turn it down a bit as he was disturbing people - he did

I took on big bad man - and I won

Were you wearing your hoodie ?

 

[sojourner]

eh marty - off seeing John Togher's band tomorrow - you ever heard them? Think they're on soundcloud - fucking QUALITY man! John the Baptist and the Second Coming

oi mart

 

[TruXta]

Watcha doing up there ey?

Going to Anfield tomorrow for the first EPL match of the season! Borfday pressie from Her Majesty. I reckon if don't propose within 2 months now she's gonna dump me.

 

[sojourner]

You can go home now, as long as you don't accidently end up getting involved in any a-looting and a-shooting, nor a-weeping and a-wailing, ok?

What about a-mauling and a-groping? A-winking and a-wanking?

 

[marty21]

oi mart

I haven't heard them, but I suspect they may be magnificent - I will see if I can hear some of them later.

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

I waved the mighty eviction hammer