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Oyster Cards are 15 years old today

Quicker just to phone up GCHQ every so often and give them a quick run-down of my movements.
Yes, I’m sure GCHQ are tracking someone who can’t follow a three lines of text process, which tells you what to do in real time and reminds you on the fixed infrastructure, in case you pull down the entire edifice of which they are part.
 
Yes, I’m sure GCHQ are tracking someone who can’t follow a three lines of text process, which tells you what to do in real time and reminds you on the fixed infrastructure, in case you pull down the entire edifice of which they are part.

It's the principle dear boy, the principle.
 
I dimly remember a time when you could pay for stuff with money.
I remember that. You had to go to the bank and do paperwork and then queue to receive said money. God forbid you didn’t follow the instructions correctly. Then when you ran out you had to go back and do it again. What a fucking palaver that was.

But heyho rose tinted specs for the good old days eh?!
 
I’ve gone back to a real Oyster card rather than contactless as I get 1/3 reduction on off peak beacause of my rail season ticket.

The oyster system is a brilliant piece of infrastructure upgrade.

I do the same with my disabled railcard.

Don’t think GCHQ are that bothered where I travel tbh
 
I don't make a special point of saying thanks to the driver every time I get off a bus. But I will if they let me out via the front door, and especially if they open the door at a non-designated point which is a courtesy they don't have to extend, and probably breaking their own rules, so always appreciated when they do.

Usually I just acknowledge the driver when I get on with a standard upward head nod as a sign of respect from the ghetto.
 
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Some times if you weren't careful you'd make eye contact with the bus driver too. Stuff of nightmares.

Hang about, you Londoners do say thank you to the driver when you get off the bus right?

Sometimes they do, but more often than not they don't. Even if they have the chance to.
 
I dont always thank bus drivers, but sometimes I thank them especially. Depends on what transpired during the journey.
 
If I'm putting my hard earned in a machine I have a right to expect it not to make me do pointless shit just because it can.
When the AI's seize control and they start rounding us up, you're probably at the top of the list.
 
There was a perfectly reasonable, functioning system, and Transport for Greater Manchester could surely have got the people responsible to replicate it. But no. They created a different system somewhat snappily (ie not at all) called Get Me There. And it didn't work properly. iirc correctly Crapita or one of those other dysfunctional and incompetent public sector parasites were involved.
 
I think one of the earliest ones, and still probably the gold standard, was the Octopus card in Hong Kong, which worked so well that it's now used in all kinds of places including supermarkets etc.

Efforts to replicate it elsewhere have been mixed, IME - there's London, where a version that works fine was introduced reasonably smoothly 15 years ago, and then there's the "Presto" card in Toronto, which is kind of like an Oyster card except it's 15 years late and doesn't work.
 
There was a perfectly reasonable, functioning system, and Transport for Greater Manchester could surely have got the people responsible to replicate it. But no. They created a different system somewhat snappily (ie not at all) called Get Me There. And it didn't work properly. iirc correctly Crapita or one of those other dysfunctional and incompetent public sector parasites were involved.

Amusing write up of this here

Outline
 
Isn’t the one advantage you have when not being first to market, that you can learn from the other system and emulate/improve on it?

The Manchester system seems to have tried to make everything as bonkers and impractical as possible.
 
Isn’t the one advantage you have when not being first to market, that you can learn from the other system and emulate/improve on it?

The Manchester system seems to have tried to make everything as bonkers and impractical as possible.

The good news is that scousers and Yorkshire folk have yet another reason to laugh at Mancunians.

It’s not all bad !
 
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