Official: Prince Philip is Dead, 9th April 2021

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

So a taxi driver in the know told me. Died today but they are waiting to drop the news because London goes into full lockdown on Friday apparently.

 

[Steel Icarus]

For reals?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I mean you wouldn't bullshit about the one bit of good news right now wouldya? It'd be cruel

 

[Proper Tidy]

About time the old fucker exercised some population control

 

[Saul Goodman]

Another parasite (hopefully) bites the dust. I hope he died of something painful.

 

[weltweit]

So a taxi driver in the know told me. Died today but they are waiting to drop the news because London goes into full lockdown on Friday apparently.

TBF he doesn't look well in that photo at all

 

[D'wards]

Not again

 

[Proper Tidy]

TBF he doesn't look well in that photo at all

Johnny Depp in about three years

 

[Buddy Bradley]

TBF he doesn't look well in that photo at all

 

[ruffneck23]

kinda happy although i dont wish any person dead.

BUT if he is a lizard , fuck him

 

[Supine]

Starting a thread based on what a taxi driver said? We can be better than that...

 

[Saul Goodman]

It's pretty mad how a taxi driver would hear about it before the BBC. Is the taxi driver a freemason or a member of the Illuminati?

 

[Ax^]

Why would they hide it till after londons gone into lock down

Maybe the Taxi driver is a lizard so know when one of them expires

 

[dessiato]

Why would they hide it till after londons gone into lock down

Maybe the Taxi driver is a lizard so know when one of them expires

Good news to cheer us all up?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Why would they hide it till after londons gone into lock down

Maybe the Taxi driver is a lizard so know when one of them expires

Coronathingy, innit... They don't want a Million people rocking up in the centre of London to celebrate.

 

[Ax^]

Has he given it to prince andrew before his death?

 

[kalidarkone]

Why would they hide it till after londons gone into lock down

Maybe the Taxi driver is a lizard so know when one of them expires

Cus the fuckin royalists will want to congregate at Buckingham palace.

 

[Ax^]

seems like a reason to let them do it


will take off some of the pressure off the NHS

 

[kalidarkone]

So a taxi driver in the know told me. Died today but they are waiting to drop the news because London goes into full lockdown on Friday apparently.

Proper looks like a stiff there.

 

[D'wards]

It'd be a shame if he died now with all this news going on. Would feel like a waste of a good bit of national drama

 

[Marty1]

If he has died the tinfoilers will go nuts - they’re already claiming the coronavirus is cover for making mass arrests of deep state players across the globe.

 

[kalidarkone]

This has cheered me up. I think I'll have a dark rum and ammeretto cocktail to celebrate

 

[ruffneck23]

Has he given it to prince andrew before his death?

i was wondering if he thought fuck this , andrews gonna sqeak soon..

 

[ruffneck23]

If he has died the tinfoilers will go nuts - they’re already claiming the coronavirus is cover for making mass arrests of deep state players across the globe.

you still here ?

 

[Pickman's model]

you still here ?

He's all over the place

 

[not-bono-ever]

fucking respawner

 

[ska invita]

I remember when a taxi driver told me he lived with hendrix and how jimi wrote Third Stone From The Sun after watching Coronation Street with him in his bedsit.

 

[keybored]

It's pretty mad how a taxi driver would hear about it before the BBC. Is the taxi driver a freemason or a member of the Illuminati?

Seems totally legit a taxi driver would know. It's not like he's been allowed to drive himself around lately.

Goodnight, sweet prince x

 

[scifisam]

Seems totally legit a taxi driver would know. It's not like he's been allowed to drive himself around lately.

Goodnight, sweet prince x

He probably doesn't often hail a cab off the street though.

It'll be interesting if it was coronavirus that finished him off, if he really is dead. Might make older people more willing to self isolate.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Seems totally legit a taxi driver would know. It's not like he's been allowed to drive himself around lately.

Goodnight, sweet prince x

He said his wife (a high up police officer) told him. They are preparing for corona panic and didn't want to steal Philip's thunder.