Laurence Fox. The twat.

[Bahnhof Strasse]

411 unread texts?

An average morning’s haul of people texting in to call him a dickhead.

 

[Raheem]

411 unread texts?

PMs of support.

 

[hitmouse]

He's going to make the self-styled Conservative Woman very unhappy and vice-versa. Him, her, his dad and his uncle might well make a promising team for the celebrity death challenge given they will be the super-spreading celebrity couple of 2022.

Ahh, Kathy Con Wom, not one of Ken Loach's more popular films.

 

[eatmorecheese]

Oh, is he still tweeting? That's nice for him. One day, he might get a book out of it. Y'know, dripping with 'irony' that he can sell to other dickheads. Shrugging and laughing. 'Look! I'm relevant!'

Wetwang.

 

[SpookyFrank]

411 unread texts?

411 requests for unpaid child support I reckon.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[Dom Traynor]

He absolutely is holding a wig in his hand.

 

[8ball]

He is just wall to wall wtf at the moment.

 

[scifisam]

Either a wig or his GF has no shoulders, neck, or body.

 

[two sheds]

either's possible tbf

 

[Orang Utan]

Next up:
a fake papparazzi shot of him in a tryst with his much younger mistress, Vileda

 

[8ball]

I think the idea that he couldn’t find an attractive blond for such a pic is fanciful tbf.

It’s not like all women have the best taste, or care about politics, or would even disagree with his politics.

Though I agree the alternative explanation is much funnier and I’m probably being a bit of a killjoy.

 

[Orang Utan]

Anyway, gotta go - I have a hot date

 

[8ball]

Anyway, gotta go - I have a hot date
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I feel like I’m dancing dangerously close to body shaming, but if I was a betting man I’d say she’s going to order the salad.

 

[Raheem]

I feel like I’m dancing dangerously close to body shaming, but if I was a betting man I’d say she’s going to order the salad.

Nah. I've seen her in KFC. She spent half an hour with her head in a bucket, then she licked all the scraps off the floor.

 

[Orang Utan]

She’s filthy alright

 

[8ball]

Nah. I've seen her in KFC. She spent half an hour with her head in a bucket, then she licked all the scraps off the floor.

OU is in for a grand night out.

 

[Orang Utan]

OU is in for a grand night out.

In. Don’t want to catch owt

 

[8ball]

In. Don’t want to catch owt

I’m not certain you have all the bases covered in that regard.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Anyway, gotta go - I have a hot date
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Bit of a scrubber, you could do better

 

[seeformiles]

From Viz

 

[tim]

I think that he'll will regret this when he is sober.



I've always regretted the fact that we have no videos of my father. I can't imagine that his poor kids will feel the same once the Grim Reaper has dragged Laurence off to be masked and jabbed for all eternity.

 

[two sheds]

He doesn't look well.

 

[Orang Utan]

He doesn't look well.

He needs to eat three square meals a day

 

[tim]

He needs to eat three square meals a day

He already gets at least that.

 

[Orang Utan]

He already gets at least that.

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And this:

 

[IC3D]

These alt right types seem to be finding Christianity. Its pretty transparent marketing for their shill.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I think that he'll will regret this when he is sober.



I've always regretted the fact that we have no videos of my father. I can't imagine that his poor kids will feel the same once the Grim Reaper has dragged Laurence off to be masked and jabbed for all eternity.

I think the most shocking thing about that video is that he appears to still have parental access

 

[wemakeyousoundb]

Aren't the randox ones the ones you have to pay for when you want to travel?
Twat squared.

 

[8ball]

He already gets at least that.

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And this:
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How did you get a pic of my Xmas prezzies!