Johnny Depp spotted in Portishead!

[Geri]

Apparently he's been hanging around in Waitrose.

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/disp...me=yes&more_nodeId1=144922&contentPK=19860172

"A spokeswoman for the store said: "He was first spotted by a member of our staff in the store a couple of weekends ago. I understand he comes here quite regularly.

"Mr Depp is not the only celebrity who chooses to shop at Waitrose and Carol Vorderman is a regular customer."

 

[rubbershoes]

he has a house down here now and has to do his shopping somewhere

 

[skyscraper101]

He probably parked his ship in the dock

 

[Geri]

he has a house down here now and has to do his shopping somewhere

His house is nowhere near Portishead.

 

[fizzerbird]

His house is nowhere near Portishead.

Actually, one of his houses is.

Not far from our Carols...as in Carol Vordermans that is.

See him all the time, love him but he's not that much that cop without his eyeliner...well still a pretty boy but just like one of the yokels.

I may be a poor south brizzle cousin but thats by choice. I have family and friends that are part of the Portishead 'eilte'.

He's ok is our 'Jack Sparrow'

 

[Gerry1time]

I loved that story today, such news from nothing.

My favourite bit was this

Mum of two Sue Robinson, 49, of Exeter Road, said she was delighted that a star like Johnny Depp had been visiting.

Mrs Robinson said: "I regularly shop at Waitrose, but will be going there every lunchtime from now on."

Bless, leave the guy alone!

 

[Geri]

Actually, one of his houses is.

Details, please! I thought he lived around Radstock/Somerset way.

 

[keybored]

He has a place in Timsbury. He's always in the Co-op topping up his meter key.

 

[Pavlik]

I used to fancy his wife..... but I think I fancy him more these days

 

[Geri]

My mum shops in that Waitrose. Their carrot cake is lush.

 

[keybored]

I used to fancy his wife..... but I think I fancy him more these days

He's not married.

 

[Pavlik]

He's not married.

is he not married to vanessa paradis?
she was very fanciable to me when i was a teenager.

 

[Dillinger4]

is he not married to vanessa paradis?
she was very fanciable to me when i was a teenager.

You are still in with a chance, pavlik!

 

[skyscraper101]

is he not married to vanessa paradis?
she was very fanciable to me when i was a teenager.

And me. Yes I would.

 

[Sunspots]

"As far as I am aware Mr Depp does not have a boat in the marina.

We haven't seen him, but if a large pirate boat turns up, then we'll expect him to be on it."

 

[keybored]

is he not married to vanessa paradis?
she was very fanciable to me when i was a teenager.

No, they're not married. She's one of my fares most Friday nights. I pick her up from the Gus and Crook (she's on the ladies darts team) and she confides in me when she's had a few.
Anyway, I've probably said too much...

Joe

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I thought Portishead was the name of a musical group.

 

[fishfinger]

It is, and they take their name from here

 

[Pavlik]

You are still in with a chance, pavlik!

I reckon I do you know. I always had a feeling she'd like me too.