Is Brexit actually going to happen?

[not-bono-ever]

Nothing has changed

Someone put her out of her fucking misery please

 

[Dr. Furface]

Just got a breaking news alert.

BREAKING Theresa May said some more stuff.

Did she announce that Stormzy will be headlining Glasto?

 

[danny la rouge]

I can’t believe I waited for that. I’m clearly in need of help.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Arse. All that 'honour to serve' bit at the beginning got my hopes up.

I've a mild suspicion she did that on purpose.

Whether it was for the grim lols or if it was calculated for some reason, I dunno.

 

[Looby]

I think she’s going to cry in a minute.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I know that there have been jibes about her being a masochist lol / rofl etc but there is probably more to that than we think .

 

[Calamity1971]

I can’t believe I waited for that. I’m clearly in need of help.

You're fine. cupid_stunt forked out for a takeaway

 

[Lord Camomile]

Do. The. Dance.

Do. The. Dance.

 

[neonwilderness]

I stuck around at work to watch this

She was doing her wavering voice thing so I was waiting for "however, I'm fucking off"

Or for those flags to fall over or something at least.

 

[killer b]

I'm betting she'll say something that accounts to fuck all, and carry on.

Call me nostrofuckingdamus

 

[Wilf]

Send in the Clowns Goves, this is shit telly.

 

[neonwilderness]

I am enjoying her fucking up half of the reporter's names though

 

[friedaweed]

Thanks for that. Was having quite a fun day, until you planted that image in my noggin.

She came out wiping her chin and took a very large swig on that glass of water

 

[friedaweed]

I think she’s going to cry in a minute.

She like one of those talkie toys that have a pull chord in their backs.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Not water, vodka

 

[Lord Camomile]

I am enjoying her fucking up half of the reporter's names though

Me too, George.

 

[neonwilderness]

"There will not be a second referendum"

She'll be calling a second referendum soon then?

 

[friedaweed]

Fucking hell liking herself to Geoff Boycott

 

[Threshers_Flail]

She not taking questions from Channel 4 news?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Ffffffffffffuck me, that was a tortured analogy

 

[Ted Striker]

He's a wife beater?

 

[Wilf]

Fucking hell liking herself to Geoff Boycott

Nowt like having somebody convicted of domestic violence as your hero.

 

[Calamity1971]

He's a wife beater?

Who always gets the runs

 

[friedaweed]

She not taking questions from Channel 4 news?

Fake news

 

[Artaxerxes]

I know that there have been jibes about her being a masochist lol / rofl etc but there is probably more to that than we think .

She's almost certainly being backed by the seniors behind the scenes to ensure its only her blamed for anything going wrong. She's the scapegoat for Brexit.

Plus nobody particularly wants to be PM before we hit Brexit day.

 

[AnandLeo]

Page err

 

[Wilf]

She's almost certainly being backed by the seniors behind the scenes to ensure its only her blamed for anything going wrong. She's the scapegoat for Brexit.

Plus nobody particularly wants to be PM before we hit Brexit day.

David Moyes Syndrome.

 

[cupid_stunt]

She seemed near to tears at times.

Oh, and the takeaway was lovely.

 

[Wilf]

She seemed near to tears at times.

Oh, and the takeaway was lovely.

If there are any chips left, she doesn't want one.

 

[andysays]

Who always gets the runs

Famous for running their teammates out...