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Game of Thrones Season 7

You're only a book wanker if you have read the books and then start picking holes / spoilering the TV series.

ETA, you could have read the books and not done either of those and just be a person who has read the books rather than a book wanker.
 
I'm glad you liked that comment because, as much as I enjoyed the episode, I wasn't able to find many jokes in it for my regular review. All I did manage is as follows:

Looks like the Frey Bentos pie operation was short-lived; back to Dornish pasties it is then.
Cap'n Jack Euron promises to bring a gift worthy of Cersei, Empress of Incest, Queen Regnant née Dowager née Regent née Consort's hand in marriage, but as Bertie Frey has already raided Oddbins he may struggle.
Jesus of Meereen makes landfall at Dragonstone and can't wait to touch the wet beach - you'd think after all those nude scenes she had in the desert she'd've accumilated enough sand by now to build a fucking castle.

Srsly, that's your fucking lot :(
 
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