Jon Snowflakes are those who visit GoT threads on forums and moan about spoilers for the new episode even though it's already been broadcast but yet still expect a fucking safe space.
That's wasn't actually true, but I've just decided
I'm glad you liked that comment because, as much as I enjoyed the episode, I wasn't able to find many jokes in it for my regular review. All I did manage is as follows:
Looks like the Frey Bentos pie operation was short-lived; back to Dornish pasties it is then.
Cap'n Jack Euron promises to bring a gift worthy of Cersei, Empress of Incest, Queen Regnant née Dowager née Regent née Consort's hand in marriage, but as Bertie Frey has already raided Oddbins he may struggle.
Jesus of Meereen makes landfall at Dragonstone and can't wait to touch the wet beach - you'd think after all those nude scenes she had in the desert she'd've accumilated enough sand by now to build a fucking castle.
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