SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Due to the unexpected cocaine-related death of a client we have a rare opportunity for a discerning speculator to acquire planning permission for any development anywhere in zone 1.
Because of the high volume of applications our agency handles, we find it easier to get local authorities to approve developments before they are actually planned. All you have to do is hire some hack architect to scribble down something on the stationery we provide, all of which has been signed by planning officers in advance.
You can start construction as soon as the ink is dry, as this package also includes all the compulsory purchase orders you may need. The social housing quota for this project has been negotiated down to -5%, meaning that the council will be legally obliged to give you a dozen council houses as soon as you break ground.
Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to get on the London development gravy train. This unique opportunity can be yours for just £9,999,998. Order before the end of the tax year and we'll even throw in a couple of interns. One of them can type, the other one has big tits and low self-esteem.
Because of the high volume of applications our agency handles, we find it easier to get local authorities to approve developments before they are actually planned. All you have to do is hire some hack architect to scribble down something on the stationery we provide, all of which has been signed by planning officers in advance.
You can start construction as soon as the ink is dry, as this package also includes all the compulsory purchase orders you may need. The social housing quota for this project has been negotiated down to -5%, meaning that the council will be legally obliged to give you a dozen council houses as soon as you break ground.
Don't miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to get on the London development gravy train. This unique opportunity can be yours for just £9,999,998. Order before the end of the tax year and we'll even throw in a couple of interns. One of them can type, the other one has big tits and low self-esteem.
