For Sale - Devon

[farmerbarleymow]

Now I've taken on the family title, I've decided to diversify my landholding portfolio and spread my risks. This means that you have a once in a millenia opportunity to own an entire English County, as Devon doesn't really fit my new image as a Duke (it's a bit common). Price on Application.

 

[Cid]

Are you up for a swap/part-exchange for Lambeth? Could do with a move to the country.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Are you up for a swap/part-exchange for Lambeth? Could do with a move to the country.

Sadly, Lambeth is far too common. I could do Knightsbridge at a push, as that is relatively free of proles I understand.

 

[Cid]

If you want to diversify we can probably come to some kind of deal on a mixed package. Say a house in and a grab-bag of investments to make up the difference - Apple, Glaxo, BAE, Boeing, Esso etc.

e2a: actually, checking my portfolio, Devon is only worth one house in K&C, sorry.

 

[friedaweed]

How about a part exchange for half my Dorset and a little of my Cheshire for your Devonia?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

How about a part exchange for half my Dorset and a little of my Cheshire for your Devonia?

Good grief no! Cheshire is too full of nouveau riche for my taste. All those vulgar footballers.

 

[friedaweed]

Good grief no! Cheshire is too full of nouveau riche for my taste. All those vulgar footballers.

I was going to evict them and move you in

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I was going to evict them and move you in

How about we talk to our friends in Westminster and get football banned. That should drive the oiky footballers out.

 

[friedaweed]

How about we talk to our friends in Westminster and get football banned. That should drive the oiky footballers out.

What will we do with the stadiums?

 

[Cid]

What will we do with the stadiums?

Gladiators and lawn tennis.

 

[Pingu]

friedaweed I am happy to exchange my estates in roche ferray for elements of your Cheshire portfolio.

 

[friedaweed]

friedaweed I am happy to exchange my estates in roche ferray for elements of your Cheshire portfolio.

Oh my how could I turn down that lovely vintage train station. You're now the proud owner of Creweski. Get you

 

[Pingu]

tip top

I will send my man round later today to complete the transaction

 

[friedaweed]

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I will send my man round later today to complete the transaction

Goodo.
My solicitor will be in the middle cubicle on platform 2