F1 2019

[1%er]

If there were a sweep on how many safety cars we'll see today, I'd choose two.

I think they'll be more than one so as you have taken 2 I'll take 3

 

[1%er]

If Ferrari don't win today I'll be looking at the Italian press with my first cup of coffee tomorrow morning, as I think the Italian press will rip Ferrari a new arsehole over their tyre decision during qualifying. It is clear from todays press that they already think they fucked it up yesterday.

 

[1%er]

Looking forward to the Verstappen Vettel fight at the start, could that produce the first safety car

 

[Limejuice]

That national anthem would be right at home in Game of Thrones.

Let me see if I can translate the words on the fly...

"We Azeris are the best of the best / and we can kick the crap / out of any country that looks crooked in our direction / and goat curry is our speciality..."

 

[spitfire]

Fucking hell that was tight!

 

[Limejuice]

Wow, Botty's off like a rocket!

 

[1%er]

Verstappen will be pissed he lost a place, vettel will be happy Verstappen isn't all over his gerbox

 

[Limejuice]

A propos of nothing, the photo they use of Stroll looks like a photofit put together by committee.

 

[Limejuice]

Leclerc on Max.

Done.

Leclerc on Vettel. Bring it on.

 

[1%er]

The pit saved Vettel some embarrassment there

 

[Limejuice]

The pit saved Vettel some embarrassment there

I was looking forward to that punch-up.

 

[1%er]

What the fuck is going on at Williams, how could they not know the rules, that's just basic stuff

 

[Limejuice]

Okay, Hammy against Botty... again.

 

[1%er]

A safety car between lap 30 and 40 will make this a two stop race

 

[1%er]

Every car on the same tyre, you don't see that very often

 

[1%er]

something that I really find strange about street circuits is the number of empty balcony's around the track, why are they not all full of spectators

 

[Limejuice]

something that I really find strange about street circuits is the number of empty balcony's around the track, why are they not all full of spectators

Monaco, it ain't.

 

[1%er]

Monaco, it ain't.

But its the same at Monaco lots of empty Balcony's, you'll see in 4 weeks

 

[Limejuice]

But its the same at Monaco lots of empty Balcony's, you'll see in 4 weeks

MY guess is that Monegasques dislike the kerfuffle of the GP, bugger off for the weekend, and don't need the money to Airbnb their gaff. In Baku all the balconies belong to the secret police interrogation centres. Anyone on the balcony is likely to be joining the track.

 

[1%er]

MY guess is that Monegasques dislike the kerfuffle of the GP, bugger off for the weekend, and don't need the money to Airbnb their gaff. In Baku all the balconies belong to the secret police interrogation centres. Anyone on the balcony is likely to be joining the track.

My old lady said there is no-one on the balcony's in Monaco because they are all partying on the boats

 

[1%er]

Oh Danny

 

[Limejuice]

My old lady said there is no-one on the balcony's in Monaco because they are all partying on the boats

That's probably true. I've been to Monaco - the town itself is a bit Croydon-sur-Mer. Even I would prefer to party on a boat, and I get sea-sick in a deep bath.

 

[1%er]

VSC anyone pitting?

 

[Limejuice]

VSC anyone pitting?

No takers at the front.

 

[1%er]

come on Max pass Vettel after the restart

 

[1%er]

No takers at the front.

Yes past lap 40 LOL

A safety car between lap 30 and 40 will make this a two stop race

 

[Limejuice]

Just looking at the Williams' times. Are they still in the same country?

 

[1%er]

Just looking at the Williams' times. Are they still in the same country?

They desperately need new leadership

 

[1%er]

Fastest lap point lights up the end of the race

 

[1%er]

Get in there Valtteri, Mercedes are flying

Interesting Italian press tomorrow LOL