Endorset in Dorset, 2009!

[_pH_]

I don't grow crops but I know what cow shit looks like

SSSHHHHH!!! I want kanda to think he snorted cow poo when he dropped his coke in the grass last year

 

[madzone]

SSSHHHHH!!! I want kanda to think he snorted cow poo when he dropped his coke in the grass last year

You think that would bother him?

 

[Kanda]

SSSHHHHH!!! I want kanda to think he snorted cow poo when he dropped his coke in the grass last year

Different field... different festival

 

[William of Walworth]

bloody hell. surely there must be a better way to sort the problem...

i was thinking, couldn't they let the grass grow long (a la Strawberry Fair) it would be a LOT less muddy cos the grass just lies down and provides a kind of carpet.

if they did this, they could use all that tractor dosh to get better bands.

<scarpers>

When you can devise a way to grow the grass long well within 24 hours let the farmer know!!

(The massive downpours had mostly been the previous day/evening/night)/

 

[han]

i was thinking, couldn't they let the grass grow long (a la Strawberry Fair) it would be a LOT less muddy cos the grass just lies down and provides a kind of carpet.

if they did this, they could use all that tractor dosh to get better bands.

<scarpers>

 

[Onket]

Tell you what, this thread has taken a turn for the interesting hasn't it.

*riveted*

 

[madzone]

You don't want a go on my tractor then?

 

[Onket]

Danke, but nein.

 

[dodgepot]

what sort of weirdo would turn down a ride on a tractor?

 

[Onket]

I grew up on a bloody tractor. Yawn.

 

[madzone]

I grew up on a bloody tractor. Yawn.

Can I have a go on yours then?

 

[Tank Girl]

what sort of weirdo would turn down a ride on a tractor?

you decided to walk instead of wait for a tractor ride

 

[dodgepot]

I grew up on a bloody tractor. Yawn.

can you take your negativity elsewhere, please? it's fucking up my chakras.

 

[Onket]

Can I have a go on yours then?

No.

 

[madzone]

can you take your negativity elsewhere, please? it's fucking up my chakras.

My third eye is spinning

 

[DaRealSpoon]

I had tractor lust the whole weekend... I don't feel like my life will ever be complete until I own one

 

[madzone]

I had tractor lust the whole weekend... I don't feel like my life will ever be complete until I own one

Better start saving Or go and work at Horse World with sausage man - he gets to ride a tractor.

 

[DaRealSpoon]

What, lives? Yeh sweet I could be a tractor driving superhero! Like, the Massey-man or or.. The John Deere Avenger! Wicked



E2a - I thought you had established he was a tad strange?

 

[Onket]

can you take your negativity elsewhere, please? it's fucking up my chakras.

You thanked me on the other thread, make your bloody mind up.

 

[dodgepot]

no, i said i'd like to thank you. unfortuantely, though, i couldn't think of anything you've done for me that meant i *could* thank you

 

[Onket]

no, i said i'd like to thank you. unfortuantely, though, i couldn't think of anything you've done for me that meant i *could* thank you

Very good.

 

[madzone]

E2a - I thought you had established he was a tad strange?

That might just have been me assuming that anyone who wanted to spend time talking to me must have something wrong with them

 

[William of Walworth]

Moonraker!

I grew up on a bloody tractor.

A lot of those types in Wiltshire eh?

 

[Chuff]

can you take your negativity elsewhere, please? it's fucking up my chakras.

Mmmm chakra porn :lol: (Just FYI :lol: is my ongoing protest for a :lol: smilie)

I'm sure I saw you accepting some illuminated poi from a tiny person dressed as a black cat, and whirling them about like a maniac. Or I could have imagined it

Yup I stole poi from a kitten :lol: MWHAhahahahahah

 

[Flounder]

ah right, if it's for all the tractors that's more believable.

actually 10 tractors at more nearer £300 / hour ( inc landrovers deisel). we felt it was better to try to get as many people as poss, safely down to the site. I t is only a 10 min walk, but with all the kit, it wouldn't have been a great start to your festival.
Was worth every penny imo.

 

[tarannau]

I think that's a decent price myself. £300 an hour for 10 chunks of heavy machinery transporting happy punters seems top value.

 

[_pH_]

actually 10 tractors at more nearer £300 / hour ( inc landrovers deisel). we felt it was better to try to get as many people as poss, safely down to the site. I t is only a 10 min walk, but with all the kit, it wouldn't have been a great start to your festival.
Was worth every penny imo.

I guess towing in camper vans etc was unavoidable, but I suppose you could have made the punters on foot slog it through the mud and saved some money. But you didn't so fucking top marks to you and the crew, flounder, you're ace!

 

[William of Walworth]

Very much seconding that thought

 

[madzone]

I seem to have ended up with someone else's airbed pump

I'm thinking either Spoons or Felix - can one of you gimme a shout if it's yours?

 

[Onket]

I seem to have ended up with someone else's airbed pump

I'm thinking either Spoons or Felix - can one of you gimme a shout if it's yours?

You could have PMd that to them really, couldn't you.

But thanks for 'keeping us in the loop'.