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shakermaker88

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Has anyone on here moved to the US from the UK?

I studied over there during my degree for 6 months and am desperate to go back there to work for a bit. I dont have a specialist qualification (i did a straight forward business/marketing degree) and only have around 4-5 years work experience.

Do i have any options?

Thanks for any advice :)
 
Cheers, sadly i think working for a company with US offices is the best solution. Shame im woefully underqualified for any job big enough.
 
Hmm. I wonder if you applied to do some humanitarian work? Habitat for humanity? Greenpeace? That sort of thing...would they turn someone away just for being from outside the US?

Failing that, I am also single.:)
 
After considering all my options i think its pretty clear what i should do.

I will take both (and any other single) females on this thread (or any other thread) on a date (pending proof of their US citizenship).

Whoever wins (qualifies) gets to marry me and let me live with them (pending a VISA that allows me to work and a pre nup stating I can get out of the arrangement if i find someone of equal or greater physical attraction/income or Cardiff City reach the Premiership).

PM if interested :)
 
Easiest way is to get an entrepenuers visa. I think you need to be able to set up a business which will employ 10 US citizens or something and have a $million.
 
After considering all my options i think its pretty clear what i should do.

I will take both (and any other single) females on this thread (or any other thread) on a date (pending proof of their US citizenship).

Whoever wins (qualifies) gets to marry me and let me live with them (pending a VISA that allows me to work and a pre nup stating I can get out of the arrangement if i find someone of equal or greater physical attraction/income or Cardiff City reach the Premiership).

PM if interested :)



wow, what a swell guy!


seriously though, did you like my idea about doing humanitarian work? I'm curious about the answer to that one. I suppose I could look it up myself. Though I think you will find, as my future husband, that I am very, very lazy.
 
wow, what a swell guy!


seriously though, did you like my idea about doing humanitarian work? I'm curious about the answer to that one. I suppose I could look it up myself. Though I think you will find, as my future husband, that I am very, very lazy.

woah woah woah, wait a minute.

there are single american women going on this thread? i am way ahead of shakeswhatever on the list, i've been living illegally in the US for time!

come on ladies, let the bidding begin!

(by which i mean, i will force you to outbid each other so i can have the cheapest fake marriage possible)


(real marriages available pending succesful dates and breakfast making tests)
 
i'll do it for $50,000. :p

did you even read my post, dirtbread? clearly not. otherwise you would have seen the reference to BREAKFAST MAKING TESTS. we all know about your long and painful history of breakfast-related mishaps round here, and as such you are all but disqualified from consideration.














































$10,000 plus free year-long supply of tortillas? i've got a warehouse full of em
 
well i cant resist that!!!! :D


actually i know someone who married an aussie a few weeks ago for this exact reason....they paid them 16k....to each their own :cool:
 
Virtually all nationalities are allowed to enter the green card lottery. UK citizens are one of the few that can't. What is this 'special relationship' they speak of. As far as the US is concerned we appear to be lepers.
 
Virtually all nationalities are allowed to enter the green card lottery. UK citizens are one of the few that can't. What is this 'special relationship' they speak of. As far as the US is concerned we appear to be lepers.

GC LOTTERY IS A FUCKING JOKE :mad:
 
Virtually all nationalities are allowed to enter the green card lottery. UK citizens are one of the few that can't. What is this 'special relationship' they speak of. As far as the US is concerned we appear to be lepers.

Northern Ireland bizarrely exempt and they can enter.
 
Virtually all nationalities are allowed to enter the green card lottery. UK citizens are one of the few that can't. What is this 'special relationship' they speak of. As far as the US is concerned we appear to be lepers.
If you actually understood the conditions of the Green Card Lottery, you would realize that the UK's ineligibility is precisely because so many UK citizens immigrate to the United States under normal channels. Did you know that the real name of the lottery is the Diversity Visa lottery? It's really a bit of a stretch to argue that adding more Brits contributes in a meaningful way to US diversity.

If you look at the instructions, you'll see that the UK's ineligibility has nothing to do with being "lepers" or some other similar stupid complaint. The UK, like a bunch of other countries, has sent more than 50,000 immigrants to the United States over the past 5 years, which makes it ineligible for the lottery. In fact, a key reason for the UK's status is precisely that lots of UK folk move to the US on family or employment-related visas. If you want to whine about your Green Card Lottery exclusion, blame all the Brits with US relatives who sponsor them, and all the companies who sponsor UK citizens to work in America.

The other countries currently ineligible include Brazil, Canada, China (mainland-born), Colombia, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Haiti, India, Jamaica, Mexico, Pakistan, Peru, Philippines, Poland, South Korea.

I can't explain the Northern Ireland exemption; i assume it's probably due to some lobbying from the large Irish contingent in the US. America certainly doesn't need more Irish for its diversity, either.
 
I have friends i met at Uni who are coming over to the UK without any hassel and getting work/visas effortlessly (as long as they have like £2k in their bank accounts). Shame there's not some leverage.

I actually wrote to Obama. I asked for a visa or a badge. And i got NEITHER. F*ck America (i hope this doesnt turn up on any Republican filter searches. If so. I LOVE AMERICA AND FREEDOM IN GENERAL. GO RED SOCKS!!
 
I have friends i met at Uni who are coming over to the UK without any hassel and getting work/visas effortlessly (as long as they have like £2k in their bank accounts). Shame there's not some leverage.

I actually wrote to Obama. I asked for a visa or a badge. And i got NEITHER. F*ck America (i hope this doesnt turn up on any Republican filter searches. If so. I LOVE AMERICA AND FREEDOM IN GENERAL. GO RED SOCKS!!

SOX!!!!!!!!:facepalm:;)
 
After considering all my options i think its pretty clear what i should do.

I will take both (and any other single) females on this thread (or any other thread) on a date (pending proof of their US citizenship).

Whoever wins (qualifies) gets to marry me and let me live with them (pending a VISA that allows me to work and a pre nup stating I can get out of the arrangement if i find someone of equal or greater physical attraction/income or Cardiff City reach the Premiership).

PM if interested :)

As tempting as that sounds, I think I'll pass. I don't think my poor maiden heart could take that much romancin'.
 
So is it easy to get work as an illegal? Been thinking of upping sticks for a while and like Nu York...
 
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