Disastrous family seasonal attractions and the never to be forgotten Lapland New Forest Theme Park

[spitfire]

£685 trainers?

The world has gone mad.

lol

Make sure you’re sitting down when you look at this.

Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow | Balenciaga GB

Shop the Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow at the Balenciaga GB official online boutique.

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[Badgers]

Can you do unshaven, drunk, fag in side of mouth and dirty hands and nails please?

Standard

 

[Badgers]

lol

Make sure you’re sitting down when you look at this.

Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow | Balenciaga GB

Shop the Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow at the Balenciaga GB official online boutique.

www.balenciaga.com

What the what?

 

[TopCat]

A high viz. blimey.

 

[hash tag]

What the what?

When wearing a high Viz jacket, I understand the wearer becomes invisible. If you do want to become invisible, why not do it in style.

 

[two sheds]

looks like a tortoise more like

 

[marty21]

What the what?

You would fucking rock that jacket

 

[Epona]

£135 for 5 was worth it just for a ride on a train

Honestly if I had £135 spare for a ticket for just me to go on a steam train I would be well up for it - would probably pick a different train excursion than something full of children though

If that £135 was for a family of 5, that doesn't seem too out there considering how much similar things cost these days.

 

[two sheds]

I was reading that as £135 for the train excursion where they were forced to follow each other walking round in a circle going woo wooo.

 

[kabbes]

lol

Make sure you’re sitting down when you look at this.

Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow | Balenciaga GB

Shop the Men's Reversible Parka in Yellow at the Balenciaga GB official online boutique.

www.balenciaga.com

The thing that stands out to me as particularly bizarre is that they are selling a £2900 hi-viz men’s vest, yet apparently they can only find a female model, on whom the jacket is preposterously large.

 

[Badgers]

I am running a Christmas Market stall tomorrow. Is it bad that I would be happier if it is a disaster rather than a success?

Will keep you posted on this ^

Behold Santa's Grotto

 

[Artaxerxes]

Needs Santa having a rollup around the back

 

[TopCat]

Looks like a badly put up vaccine tent. Nurse spitting on the needle and wiping it on a manky hankie before shouting NEXT!

 

[baldrick]

Behold Santa's Grotto

View attachment 300518

Beautiful

 

[Skim]

Looks like a badly put up vaccine tent. Nurse spitting on the needle and wiping it on a manky hankie before shouting NEXT!

Forensics tent, more like.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I’m an old man now. Seems a world away that.

One is never too old to clobber a Nazi upside the head with bag swag

 

[DaveCinzano]

the lady in the middle of the photo is stifling a laugh - vote for this to be struck off as the disappointment isn't genuine

Bonus points for possible antivaxxiness indicated by the lanyard though

 

[DaveCinzano]

a female model

I'm not sure it is

 

[two sheds]

Still looks like a tortoise to me.

 

[Epona]

Bonus points for possible antivaxxiness indicated by the lanyard though

Assuming that someone who may have a disability that you can't see is an anti-vaxx cunt is not a good look mate...

 

[DaveCinzano]

 

[TopCat]

‘Even the reindeer were unhappy’: life inside Britain’s worst winter wonderlands

They are the festive fairgrounds where no one is a winner. Santas, elves and bouncers discuss the Christmas gigs that made them question their life choices

www.theguardian.com

 

[cupid_stunt]

‘Even the reindeer were unhappy’: life inside Britain’s worst winter wonderlands

They are the festive fairgrounds where no one is a winner. Santas, elves and bouncers discuss the Christmas gigs that made them question their life choices

www.theguardian.com

 

[neonwilderness]

‘Even the reindeer were unhappy’: life inside Britain’s worst winter wonderlands

They are the festive fairgrounds where no one is a winner. Santas, elves and bouncers discuss the Christmas gigs that made them question their life choices

www.theguardian.com

We didn’t think it would reopen, so we went back to take the tent down and suddenly the fire doors to the grotto burst open and Santa came out in his full regalia, ripping off his white beard and shouting: “Fuck this – I’m not taking any more of youse! I’m off!”

 

[T & P]

Stop press. It brings me no pleasure to draw your attention to what must easily be the most soul-destroying, heartbreaking story of anguish, disappointment and ruined childhood memories this thread has ever seen

Tony's sorry for missing advent chocolate stunt

Tony's Chocolonely apologises for leaving an advent calendar window empty to highlight inequality.

www.bbc.co.uk

I think the picture the BBC chose to illustrate the story says it all...

 

[Epona]

Stop press. It brings me no pleasure to draw your attention to what must easily be the most soul-destroying, heartbreaking story of anguish, disappointment and ruined childhood memories this thread has ever seen

Tony's sorry for missing advent chocolate stunt

Tony's Chocolonely apologises for leaving an advent calendar window empty to highlight inequality.

www.bbc.co.uk

I think the picture the BBC chose to illustrate the story says it all...

I had some Tony's from an Oxfam shop the other week, OMG it was fucking lush. Bloody expensive though.

Me when I'd finished the bar and there was none left ^

 

[cupid_stunt]

It was a dumb thing to do, but that stock photo made me LOL.

 

[Epona]

tbf, getting chocolate every day is pretty privileged. In my day, advent calendars just had a picture behind the window and that's it. We also lived in a paper bag etc...

 

[quiet guy]

A paper bag. You lucky. lucky bas**rd...

 

[kabbes]

In my day, advent calendars just had a picture behind the window and that's it.

Aaaaagh brilliant! A load of people in a stable, Ted. It's the one thing I didn't expect.