confessions from Morrisons

[hash tag]

Is this really a surprise and a story?
Confessions of a Morrisons employee - the things staff don't want you to know

 

[equationgirl]

Is this really a surprise and a story?
Confessions of a Morrisons employee - the things staff don't want you to know

It's just filler whilst Brexit gets sorted, we'll be back to normal soon.

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Slow news day...

 

[Badgers]

Every low paid retail or hospitality business ever

 

[BoxRoom]

Pretty sure they've run this exciting article before.

 

[skyscraper101]

That was a completely wasted minute of reading.

Mind you, there was a link below to this story which was slightly more interesting:

Woman who sat on boyfriend's face and demanded sex act spared jail

 

[equationgirl]

Maybe someone forgot to file their copy so an old article got recycled.

 

[TopCat]

What a cluttered, irritating website.

 

[DotCommunist]

a good 70% of newspaper websites are a nightmare. Does that autoplaying video on the indy sit ever actually load? I've never waited long enough to find out

 

[hash tag]

That was a completely wasted minute of reading.

Mind you, there was a link below to this story which was slightly more interesting:

Woman who sat on boyfriend's face and demanded sex act spared jail

Initially sentenced to three years inside but given 5 years probation instead.

 

[moomoo]

Heh. The one about customers hovering when you’re doing reductions is relatable. I take it one step further though. I take it all off the shop floor and do the reductions out the back. I can’t bear it when they start being grabby. Ugh.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Mirror app is full of this shit, saw one recently about KFC life hacks or some bollocks. Basically if you buy some kids meals you get a bargain bucket for one for half the price, except it's not a bargain bucket because you get half as much food or something. Also whoever edits the stories can't get their head around doing a * for each letter redacted in a naughty word, so you get stuff like 'she called the victim a dirty f* c* and your dad is a d*head too'

 

[emanymton]

None of that is remotely surprising or shocking in any way. It's juat obvious.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Heh. The one about customers hovering when you’re doing reductions is relatable. I take it one step further though. I take it all off the shop floor and do the reductions out the back. I can’t bear it when they start being grabby. Ugh.

I not surprised you have to reduce it if you have dumped all the food on the shop floor.

 

[Mr Moose]

It's just filler whilst Brexit gets sorted, we'll be back to normal soon.

Going to need a lot more filler.

 

[The39thStep]

a good 70% of newspaper websites are a nightmare. Does that autoplaying video on the indy sit ever actually load? I've never waited long enough to find out

Indendent is the worst think they assume that everyone wants to watch a video rather than read the story

 

[seventh bullet]

What a shit article. We're far worse than that. And we don't care that you know.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Indendent is the worst think they assume that everyone wants to watch a video rather than read the story

Its deeply annoying - I try and avoid those sites where I can.

 

[Rosemary Jest]

I thought this was going to be a lot more juicy from the thread title.

Where are the tales of romping in the cheese aisle, or canoodling behind the deli counter?

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I thought this was going to be a lot more juicy from the thread title.

Where are the tales of romping in the cheese aisle, or canoodling behind the deli counter?

hash tag is being coy and not fessing up the sordid truth.

 

[seventh bullet]

We've had amorous fumblings, drinking and coke snorting on the job before. Not at the same time, though. The drinker smashed his face on the side of the warehouse entrance while whizzing around on the rider truck, lol.

 

[hash tag]

You will have to wait for party season for a knee trembler on a freezer me thinks.

 

[Proper Tidy]

We've had amorous fumblings, drinking and coke snorting on the job before. Not at the same time, though. The drinker smashed his face on the side of the warehouse entrance while whizzing around on the rider truck, lol.

I just been to morrisons and had a free taster from a tray on top of the cooked chicken counter. A macaroni and cheese nugget. Am assuming I shouldn't eat the tasters really?

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Yawn. And you can give stuff for free- I did it all the time. Especially at Christmas in Woolies if something wasn’t scanning quick enough and the mum in question looked bloody stressed, free board game! Would pretend I hadn’t noticed. I felt like Santa Claus.

 

[moomoo]

I thought this was going to be a lot more juicy from the thread title.

Where are the tales of romping in the cheese aisle, or canoodling behind the deli counter?

I don’t work at Morrison’s but at our supermarket I doubt if the staff have got time for all that nonsense!

 

[nogojones]

Yawn. And you can give stuff for free- I did it all the time. Especially at Christmas in Woolies if something wasn’t scanning quick enough and the mum in question looked bloody stressed, free board game! Would pretend I hadn’t noticed. I felt like Santa Claus.

Just like if a self serve till was staffed

 

[QueenOfGoths]

I don’t work at Morrison’s but at our supermarket I doubt if the staff have got time for all that nonsense!

Plus there is no one at my work I would want to get knee trembly with!

 

[moomoo]

Plus there is no one at my work I would want to get knee trembly with!

Heh! Likewise!!

 

[Lord Camomile]

None of that is at all surprising.

Some is a little mean-spirited, though can appreciate the job'll do that to most people.

 

[hash tag]

Yawn. And you can give stuff for free- I did it all the time. Especially at Christmas in Woolies if something wasn’t scanning quick enough and the mum in question looked bloody stressed, free board game! Would pretend I hadn’t noticed. I felt like Santa Claus.

Just look at what happened. Woollies went bust!