Condiment predicament

[Firky]

I made myself a smoked Ayrshire bacon butty earlier and decided to fatten it up with a 1/4" of butter on the stotty and then grill some cheddar on top of it. As delicious as it was, the usual brown sauce didn't do it justice... what would you have instead, I am thinking of trying mayonnaise?

Tomato sauce wankers can fuck off in advance

 

[Belushi]

no way Mayonnaise

 

[gentlegreen]

I'm practically a vegan, but with all that fat, it needs to be acidic..
Apple sauce goes with bacon, apple in moderation goes with some cheese ..
Apple chutney ?

 

[lizzieloo]

Chutney? Mayonnaise would be wrong

 

[Belushi]

I'd definitely go with a chutney of some description.

 

[Firky]

I have mango chutney

The mayonnaise would have that acidic` vinegar kick to cut through the grease.

 

[Callum91]

Caramelised red onion chutney. Or fig.

 

[JimW]

Black pepper, nothing it doesn't improve including pudding.

 

[seeformiles]

I made myself a smoked Ayrshire bacon butty earlier and decided to fatten it up with a 1/4" of butter on the stotty and then grill some cheddar on top of it. As delicious as it was, the usual brown sauce didn't do it justice... what would you have instead, I am thinking of trying mayonnaise?

Tomato sauce wankers can fuck off in advance

how about a mustard/ketchup mixture? (I'll half-fuck off now )

 

[lizzieloo]

I have mango chutney

The mayonnaise would have that acidic` vinegar kick to cut through the grease.

No it wouldn't it would have grease to cut through the grease

 

[lizzieloo]

It really f'kin needs ketchup you arse

 

[Firky]

No it wouldn't it would have grease to cut through the grease

Aggie & Kim said that oil dissolves oil and that's why you can use it for cleaning your sink

 

[ringo]

Chilli sauce obv

 

[pogofish]

some finely chopped onion in with the cheese at the toasting stage would be good, or some spring onion after.

 

[fractionMan]

What ringo said. Preferably chipotle.

 

[nogojones]

bin the cheese and add avocado, onion and mayonnaise

 

[Firky]

bin the cheese and add avocado, onion and mayonnaise

Avocado? I thought you were alright, man.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

 

[UrbaneFox]

I would have gone for mild mustard, Dijon, say, or maybe the American "French's"'s.

 

[nogojones]

Avocado? I thought you were alright, man.

I guess they don't grow up your way

 

[bi0boy]

Anyone who thinks bacon and butter needs a sauce needs a slap.

 

[lizzieloo]

Anyone who thinks bacon needs butter does too

 

[mrsfran]

Rather than cheddar cheese, a nice blue cheese would provide the creaminess AND the tang. No need for condiments.

 

[TruXta]

Chilli sauce obv

Correct answer. Or a relish.

 

[dessiato]

The only thing it really needs is more bacon, and a large cup of good tea.

 

[Fez909]

An egg!

 

[Pingu]

The only thing it really needs is more bacon, and a large cup of good tea.

this

 

[Firky]

I like the blue cheese idea with salty bacon... hmm could work.

Brie, bacon and grapes works so well

An egg!

I CAN'T EAT EGGS WITH A RUNNY YOLK WHICH IS A CRUELTY I LIKE TO FORGET ABOUT UNTIL SOME EEJIT REMINDS ME

 

[mrsfran]

Dolcelatte is a good soft blue to have with bacon because it really has that creaminess and is not OTT with the salt.

 

[Fez909]

I like the blue cheese idea with salty bacon... hmm could work.

Brie, bacon and grapes works so well



I CAN'T EAT EGGS WITH A RUNNY YOLK WHICH IS A CRUELTY I LIKE TO FORGET ABOUT UNTIL SOME EEJIT REMINDS ME

Soz mate. That's cruel indeed.