Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
More impressive if you stick it up your nose and out your eye.
Whilst shoving a wet finger in a plug socket
More impressive if you stick it up your nose and out your eye.
Whilst shoving a wet finger in a plug socket
Anyway, I'm off to bed. Whether I'll be up on time in the morning rather depends on whether the power goes off and resets my alarm clock
''Because I was in bed before the powercuts happened''Your boss will point to your mobile and ask why you didn't use it.
''Because I was in bed before the powercuts happened''
What's the point in that? It's hardly going to trend on twitter is it now?
e2a: at minnie and truxta, not nipsla.
You must have freakishly thin fingers.
Quimmy's very small
Small hands too? I don't remember her hands being that small.
I don't go on twatter, minnie. Like you....
Well more her little finger, although she could just stick some scissors in
Power cuts all over Essex, Kent, Herts and London according to Twatter....
A short power cut is a break in supply that lasts for a few seconds. They are common in areas supplied by overhead lines and are often caused by animals, wind-borne debris or lightning.
Travel chaos as power cut hits London
Tube travellers were stuck underground tonight after a power cut hit London.
London Underground said the power failure was having a "serious" impact on the whole of the network. Rail services from major stations including Victoria, London Bridge and Waterloo were also affected.
A Tube spokesman said: "There has been a National Grid failure which has affected the underground. At the moment we are assessing the impact of that but it is having a serious impact on the whole system at the moment."
He added: "It's also having an effect on some of our buildings. Certainly quite a lot of the network appears to be affected."
He said the failure happened around 6.15pm and there were likely to be a number of people stuck underground.
He added: "There will be travellers underground. I don't know the extent of that yet. It's at the end of rush hour, the peak period, so it's a busy time."
A spokesman for electricity network operator EDF Energy said: "We have lost supplies to large parts of south London in the last few minutes as a result of a National Grid failure supply in the south London area.
"It's difficult to predict how long this is going to take. National Grid has got to get the circuit back."
A spokesman for British Transport Police said the power cut had affected all major railway stations in south London.
"There is no power in a lot of stations and no trains running in the whole of south London," he said.
Probably all connected to this (as mentioned by Mrs M earlier)
tabloid newspapers' idea of 'chaos' is vastly different to mine
That seems to be an effect of the powercuts, not a cause.
I did say connected, not the cause
Do I care what you said?
Well you did seem to want to point it out to me
Bored.