Good to see them trying something new.
(From the Mail so I've copied the man bit)
Woman accidentally stumbles across a meeting of SATANIC SEX CULT members clad in black robes on her way to the toilet at a vegan cafe
- Anya Driscoll was having brunch at the Bonnington Cafe in Vauxhall on Satuday
- Her brother went to the toilet, and on return told her to go to the bathroom too
- On her way there, she came across a group dressed in black robes with daggers
- Discovered they are members of satanic sex cult Order of Oriental Templars
A woman has claimed she accidentally stumbled across the meeting of a 'satanic sex cult' while having brunch at a vegan cafe in south
London.
Anya Driscoll, who works as a copywriter, was dining with her brother at the Bonnington Cafe in Vauxhall on Saturday when she ventured to the toilet and came across the meeting of 20 people in floor-length black robes with ceremonial daggers eating pork pies.
After taking to
Twitter to share her story, she discovered it was likely a meeting of Order of Oriental Templars, or OTO - a group which was brought to Britain in the early 20th century by infamous occultist Aleister Crowley, who was widely believed to be a satanist, and was dubbed 'the wickedest man in the world'.
Anya told how she was enjoying her mid-morning meal when her brother went to the toilet and came back urging her to find the bathroom.
He won't tell me what's up, so - suspecting I'm going to look at some really bad art about veganism - I go,' she wrote.
'I was so wrong. I step through a signposted door that takes me into the terraced building next door. The toilet is apparently on the third floor... It feels I'm walking up the stairs in a private home. At the top of the first flight of stairs is a landing room.
'It appears to be a kitchen. On a table, a Classic British buffet of scotch eggs, breadsticks, cheese etc is laid out. The room is full. A party! Except...
'All the people - and there are at least 20 of them - are wearing floor-length black robes. Some have ceremonial daggers. They're making polite conversation and chomping on mini pork pies. It's like Eyes Wide Shut meets Keeping Up Appearances.'
Anya added that she tapped one of the alleged 'cult members' on the shoulder, and he pointed her in the direction of the toilet.
If you absolutely must
https://www. dailymail. co.uk /femail/article-7986495/Woman-reveals-stumbled-meeting-SATANIC-SEX-CULT-having-brunch-vegan-cafe.html