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Avatar (James Cameron) [SPOILERS]

First time I saw the posters for Avatar, I thought it was something to do with Terry Pratchett or Fantasy Games Workshop.
 
Hopefully it'll see the dude who inhabits the giant smurf body actually seeing sense before the end and joining in the genocide with the heavy weaponry :D
 
Hmmm, the positive reviews intrigue me. Fuck knows where the nearest 3D screen is to my location in the wildernesses of Scotland is though. I don't think this is one to watch on a shitty cam dl.
 
Apparently every single frame took 47 hours of work, CGI wise. So for every hour of the movie around 4 million man hours of work have been employed.

Better be good...
 
Even though Titanic was vomit-inducing, I still have to give Cameron the benefit of the doubt for Aliens and The Terminator, so I'll probably check it out.
 
Hopefully it'll see the dude who inhabits the giant smurf body actually seeing sense before the end and joining in the genocide with the heavy weaponry :D

:D
that would upset the critics amazingingly humans arrive on exotic alien planet and use exotic alien species for target practice and rugs.
murder and enslave the population for giggles:D
 
It'll either do a Titanic (which everyone said was going to be shit, then went on to be the highest grossing film ever) or it'll sink without a trace.

I suspect it'll be the former - Cameron has a knack for being able to make genre films which appeal to a really wide demographic.

I reckon the best we can hope for is it to be about as good as Aliens. But I suspect it'll be more Abyss meets Titanic...don't think it looks that amazing (I watched the four minute preview in HD on a HD tv recently) tbh...
 
Someone tweeted me yesterday: 'Dances with Smurfs?' :D

Two stars in the Guardian.

Mind you, Fellowship of the Ring had the same rating.

That Peter Bradshaw sometimes plays devil's advocate. So i'm starting to think it might be good. On the other hand, he gave Star Trek 5 stars and acknowledged it was top drawer. Never can tell with that fellow.
 
Real biggup from 6Musics film reviewer this arfternoon. Nigh on 3 hours long, that is loong for a sci fi film.

ORNITHOPTERS!!!!
 
Real biggup from 6Musics film reviewer this arfternoon. Nigh on 3 hours long, that is loong for a sci fi film.

ORNITHOPTERS!!!!

It's a bit longer than the Aliens Special Edition and shorter than the LOTR films.

Who says sci-fi has to clock in at any particular time? :confused:

The reviewer also mentioned the hordes of naysayers on the various forums but more or less dismissed their smurfs comments.

TBH, you could have yer actual bona fide UFO landing with alien contact for all to see and the naysayers would probably still yawn...:D
 
It's a bit longer than the Aliens Special Edition and shorter than the LOTR films.

Who says sci-fi has to clock in at any particular time? :confused:

The reviewer also mentioned the hordes of naysayers on the various forums but more or less dismissed their smurfs comments.

TBH, you could have yer actual bona fide UFO landing with alien contact for all to see and the naysayers would probably still yawn...:D

Nobody. But the worst sci fi both in lit. and film runs well long and bogs itself down in pointless exposition. Done well, a long SF piece can be excellent.

And LOTR is not SF mate :p
 
Bugger, just had a look on the IMAX website and the only showings left are at midnight or 3am (No trains running by the time I'll come out).

Suppose I could go for the 3am one and catch the first train home in the morning :D
 
Nobody. But the worst sci fi both in lit. and film runs well long and bogs itself down in pointless exposition. Done well, a long SF piece can be excellent.

And LOTR is not SF mate :p

It comes under the umbrella of SF. "Fantasy" then, if you want to be pedantic :p

And looking at those fetching aliens astride their mounts and those Roger Dean(ish) islands in the sky - Avatar does have a Fantasy look to it.

I imagine it will be the greatest film in the history of the universe and all you misery drones can gather in your darkened corners and have a collective moan about it, if you must.

But I for one, welcome it.
 
Roger Dean(ish) islands in the sky

This is the image that hooked me - floating islands! A trope of fantasy & sf art since the 70s, possibly earlier, yet no one has done it in a film until now!
 
Did I mention ornithopters yet?

Imagine the sheer maneuverability and bird-like agility of a craft using both fixed and rotary wing tech in one craft. It would be FUCKING AWESOME.

I'm looking forward to this film based solely on how epic the ornithopter gunships looked in the trailer.
 
I'm definitely catching this in the cinema while I have the chance. One that must be seen in the cinema, I guess, as without the grand scale I suspect all that will be left is glossy cheesy and crass metaphor...
 
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