FFS. So I'd always liked the Beats earphones. Fairly cheap, decent sound with a reasonable amount of bass thrown in.
I saw that they'd released the Beats Flex wired Bluetooth earphones that had picked up decent reviews for the kind of price I was looking to pay. So I ordered a pair. Arrived today. And then I remembered that they'd been bought by fucking Apple. But, hey! It won't matter once they're playing music, I thought. I was wrong.
First I'm compelled to download some a
ppallingly badly rated software I don't want just to connect the fucking things (a first for any wireless earphones) and then... nothing. I get a permanent pointless notification telling me that the "Beats app is running BLE in the background to connect to your Beats instantly." Clicking 'finish' takes me back to the app.
Naturally, the Apple 'support' pages offers no way to talk to anyone directly. I'll give it another 5 mins fiddling about and it's going back with my opinion of Apple even lower.
You can use the Beats app for Android to pair your devices and update firmware.
support.apple.com