I hate Charlie Brooker, he's marrying Konnie Huq
- Thread starter danny la rouge
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stupid dogbot
Haughty and Superior
Oh, danny. 
It was clearly not meant to be.
It was clearly not meant to be.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Good. Cuts the odds.May I be the first to say I hate Konnie Huq
Which one of them?
Comes across like a spoilt brat and she has an ickle voice. However, I wouldn't say no. I'm fairly confident she would though.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
It won't last.
I'm funny, Konnie.
I'm funny, Konnie.
innit
c'mon, little life giver
I wasn't really in the market for her anyway so it does you no favours.
Course, technically I wasn't in the market for Brooker either. But what my boyfriend wouldn't have known wouldn't have hurt him
miss minnie
Well-Known Member
Charlie Brooker happy? I don't believe it!!!
I hope he writes the wedding vows himself.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Would Brooker be interested in you? Can you try? For me.I wasn't really in the market for her anyway so it does you no favours.
Course, technically I wasn't in the market for Brooker either. But what my boyfriend wouldn't have known wouldn't have hurt him
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
Brooker. Come on.
He has a face of a man who has been set on fire and put out with a shovel.
The thought of a happy Charlie Brooker makes me smile. I can't get the image of them gambolling through a meadow, holding hands, out of my head.
kyser_soze
Hawking's Angry Eyebrow
Aww danny.
Ibn Khaldoun
the present is dead, long live the future . . .
I do now.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
You sick fuck.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
He needn't think I'm laughing at his remarks any more. It'll be cold stares at the telly from now on.
And mumbling and tutting. Lots of tutting.
And mumbling and tutting. Lots of tutting.
miss minnie
Well-Known Member
Supposing . . . It's time to smother romance in its sleep
Ah Charlie, looking forward to your piece on weddings and marriage.
Ah Charlie, looking forward to your piece on weddings and marriage.
I'd much rather bed Brooker than Huq. And I'm a straight male.
Personally I think that Huq, who seems to me to be a perfectly nice person with quite a pretty face who has never struck me with the force of her intelligence, wit, insight or personality, has punched way above HER weight.
innit
c'mon, little life giver
Bitter mutterings under your breath?
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
purves grundy
ambient clown remix
I know someone who went out with him once.
tommers
Busta Rhymes is an unstoppable movement
Ah well, I put it to you, SIR, that Huq's role doesn't allow her to demonstrate the extent of her wit and intelligence, unlike Brooker's, and that the very act of their engagement shows that there are HIDDEN DEPTHS to her as Mr Brooker would not go out with some empty, pretty airhead.
So think on THAT.
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