Someone has shat in our shower.

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mrs quoad

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2008

• #1

Not just a little bit - not just a squirt of uncontrolled 'oops here it comes I wasn't expecting that'.

Some shite has dropped a full fucking series of turds comprising one very large uberturd, and has scattered them all over the bastard floor of the shower on the ground floor of my flat

It's wall-to-wall faeces.

Jesus bloody wept!

Plus 'good grief'.

 

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cliche guevara

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2008

• #2

Sorry about that.

 

Crispy

The following psytrance is baṉned: All

• Jul 2, 2008

• #3

pics or gtfo

 

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DotCommunist

So many particulars. So many questions.

• Jul 2, 2008

• #4

unlucky. Still, could have been worse, at least it's in an easy to clean spot. Better the shower than say, your bed.

 

xes

F.O.A.D

• Jul 2, 2008

• #5

you been sleepwalking?

 

girasol

Addicted to handstands!

• Jul 2, 2008

• #6

Any idea who it might be or did someone break in just to shit in your shower?

 

gentlegreen

I hummus, therefore I am ...

• Jul 2, 2008

• #7

Are you home from that posh university yet ?

 

quimcunx

imprimeo, lamino, distribuo

• Jul 2, 2008

• #8

Charming!

Perhaps you can get a DNA sample.. Or just collect it up and take it round everyone confronting them with the evidence until you find the miscreant.

 

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Madusa

Baller

• Jul 2, 2008

• #9

What a shit day!

 

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DotCommunist

So many particulars. So many questions.

• Jul 2, 2008

• #10

 

quimcunx

imprimeo, lamino, distribuo

• Jul 2, 2008

• #11

Actually, was it Madusa, I hear she's taken agin toilets recently?

 

Throbbing Angel

this is no longer a place of honour

• Jul 2, 2008

• #12

suffering fuck
that's a bit strong innit Quoad

rub their fucking noses in it
or noce their rubbing fucks in it
whichever suits you best

oh

and

www.ratemypoo.com

 

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_pH_

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• Jul 2, 2008

• #13

mrs quoad said:

It's wall-to-wall faeces.

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ewwwww. not nice ukey smiley:

ooh that came out not what i expected

 

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Stobart Stopper

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2008

• #14

We want the pics!

 

Throbbing Angel

this is no longer a place of honour

• Jul 2, 2008

• #15

no we fucking don't

 

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Stobart Stopper

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2008

• #16

Oh yes, bring on the turd pics!

 

mrsfran

Well-Known Member

• Jul 2, 2008

• #17

Was it the cat?

 

Throbbing Angel

this is no longer a place of honour

• Jul 2, 2008

• #18

cat.
uberturd?

dinnae think so

 

Throbbing Angel

this is no longer a place of honour

• Jul 2, 2008

• #19

more likely to be the scat

gets coat

 

_angel_

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• Jul 2, 2008

• #20

Pah! This happens every other day with my son.


Someone shat in our oven at college. Now that was disgusting.

 

zenie

>^^<

• Jul 2, 2008

• #21

Well, if you will live with students!

 

marty21

One on one? You're crazy.

• Jul 2, 2008

• #22

a mate of mine did that once (true, a mate , not me right!) after a particularly drunken night - we had all crashed at a flat in mumbles, first person gets up, goes to the bathroom, a bit dozy, has a wash, picks up a towel to wipe his face, and

all over the shop - my mate did clear it all up though

 

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electrogirl

dignity is overrated

• Jul 4, 2008

• #23

i want to know how this happened.

 

MrSki

Who am I to say you're wrong

• Jul 4, 2008

• #24

quimcunx said:

Charming!

Perhaps you can get a DNA sample.. Or just collect it up and take it round everyone confronting them with the evidence until you find the miscreant.

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You can't get a DNA sample from shit or piss unless someone has internal bleeding.

 

Badgers

Mr Big Shrimp!

R.I.P.

• Jul 4, 2008

• #25

Everyone has done it

 

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ShakespearO

Well-Known Member

• Jul 4, 2008

• #26

Have you checked whether you've been burgled?

 

bluestreak

HomosexualityIsStalin’sAtomBombtoDestroyAmerica

• Jul 4, 2008

• #27

What sort of a bastard doesn't poke it down the drain with their big toe?