bluestreak
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Following an unfortunate misunderstanding on another thread I figured we'd need to provide any newcomers to the forum a handy guide to their opinions In the spirit of so-called Web 2.0 I will allow any posters with more than 2000 posts the chance to put forward a case for anyone to be added or removed from the list. I hope that this makes it all clear.
You may like:
Post-rock.
Dubstep (although you may not express an opinion if you did not visit a dubstep night prior to March 2005).
Any conscious or political black american hip-hoppers or working class London hip-hoppers.
Indie music that uses orchestral or toy instruments.
Gospel blues or reggae prior to 1975
Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.
Girls Aloud (MUST NOT BE LIKED IN AN IRONIC MANNER)
Breakcore, acid techno, drum n bass (but only when they were good. Protip: none of these are ever currently good.)
Any band that made it into the John Peel festive 50 after 1976.
Crass (but please check regarding "Crass bands" or post-Crass work by members.
System Of A Down
Folk music. And American alt.folk. And ska. And punk. And loads of things not on that list*.
Anything that ends in -billy.
Queen
You may not like:
U2
The Beatles
Any modern indie rock as featured on the cover of the NME.
Any modern indie rock that in any way sounds like any indie rock movement we've already heard.
U2
Any musical artist who went to public school.
Any musical artist who claims to be working class.
British Pop music with four exceptions. If you don't know who they are make an educated guess. You will know if you are wrong.
Anything that gets heavy rotation on MTV or Radio 1 or commercial radio.
MTV; Radio 1; Commercial radio.
U2
Power ballads.
Nickelback. Or any band that vaguely look or sound like Nickelback. or any band that Nickelback claim to sound like, respect, have listened to, played on the same stage as, appeared on the same festival line up as, or are in the record collections of anyone who also owns a Nickelback record.
Queen
Happy Hardcore
Anything Kained & Able likes (even if that contradicts the first list)
I hope that this clears things up.
*Note: check that editor likes before expressing opinion.
You may like:
Post-rock.
Dubstep (although you may not express an opinion if you did not visit a dubstep night prior to March 2005).
Any conscious or political black american hip-hoppers or working class London hip-hoppers.
Indie music that uses orchestral or toy instruments.
Gospel blues or reggae prior to 1975
Protest music of the UK up to BUT NOT INCLUDING OR AFTER The Levellers.
Girls Aloud (MUST NOT BE LIKED IN AN IRONIC MANNER)
Breakcore, acid techno, drum n bass (but only when they were good. Protip: none of these are ever currently good.)
Any band that made it into the John Peel festive 50 after 1976.
Crass (but please check regarding "Crass bands" or post-Crass work by members.
System Of A Down
Folk music. And American alt.folk. And ska. And punk. And loads of things not on that list*.
Anything that ends in -billy.
Queen
You may not like:
U2
The Beatles
Any modern indie rock as featured on the cover of the NME.
Any modern indie rock that in any way sounds like any indie rock movement we've already heard.
U2
Any musical artist who went to public school.
Any musical artist who claims to be working class.
British Pop music with four exceptions. If you don't know who they are make an educated guess. You will know if you are wrong.
Anything that gets heavy rotation on MTV or Radio 1 or commercial radio.
MTV; Radio 1; Commercial radio.
U2
Power ballads.
Nickelback. Or any band that vaguely look or sound like Nickelback. or any band that Nickelback claim to sound like, respect, have listened to, played on the same stage as, appeared on the same festival line up as, or are in the record collections of anyone who also owns a Nickelback record.
Queen
Happy Hardcore
Anything Kained & Able likes (even if that contradicts the first list)
I hope that this clears things up.
*Note: check that editor likes before expressing opinion.