GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
awr well done robin, batman needed saving from the joker, how did you know he was in distress...
still you in tights, not for the first time...
Why do people insist on showing you their apple products?
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still you in tights, not for the first time...
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hiraethified
Yes. I'd like you to stop posting highly disruptive and groundless accusations about supposed "anti-dyslexic" comments contained in a simple question that clearly had no such message. Could you do that please?keeping it civilised in the tech forums as usual I see... maybe we should ask the mods if they want to introduce a rule about this... well done...
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
like say posting up irrelevant unrelated images of cider on a tech thread in order to push your bizarre agenda again...
btw groundless would be without basis you've made many claims you are unable to comprehend my posts which as most others can and can communicate with me perfectly well means the only way this can be interpreted is as a deliberate, and crude tactic to attempt to alienate a poster you know has dyslexica by claiming they're illiterate... which is considering the power dynamic nothing short of nasty bullying...
and groundless would be that there's nothing which evidences this, however there's a litany of your posts which attest otherwise...
so please stop lying, and be civil, else we'll need to petition the mods to change the posting rules in the tech forums to force people to be civil eh...
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hiraethified
I'm afraid that's bordering on paranoia or you're just presenting a deliberate misrepresentation.
I simply asked for clarification on a rather vague comment you made. I've reproduced it below so others can judge for themselves if there's any evidence of 'power dynamic bullying' and "anti-dyslexic" sentiment from me:
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
again deliberate misrepresentation of your previous actions... text book... absolutely textbook... good one...
GarfieldLeChat
fucking awesome but wrong
Garf,
It's not your dyslexia, you're perfectly capable of making yourself understood. Indeed when it comes to explaining practical things, say the workings of an engine or Joomla, you're very good at it. It's when you try and prove some abstract point things go a bit David Ike. And I mean that in the m ost civil of ways.
thanks to you Robin, Batman will live to fight another day...
as for you being civil... uhuh... like that's possible...
spliff
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SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Go tell the people who keep waggling the fucking things in my face then. Tell them nobody cared when ipads or iphones were first on the market and even more nobody cares now that they've been around for ages and every fucker has got one.
Oh you've got an ipad? Well I bet I've got something you haven't got. A personality.
FridgeMagnet
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You really should quit that job at the Apple Store you know.
pogofish
Testicle Hairstyle
It's a thread in the General forum about apple products.
No Touching.
Fuck, I've not had a sesh on Calvdos in ages!
I may have to rummage in the drinks cabinet later-on.
And I could post about it from my shiny iPad!
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Frank: "Good afternoon sir, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Well, it's my ipad. It's stopped working."
Frank: "Could you look at the back of your ipad and tell me what you see please sir?"
Customer: "Err, nothing. Just the Apple logo."
Frank: "An Apple logo you say?"
Customer: "Yeah."
Frank: "So you bought an Apple product and brought it back to the shop when it stopped working? What's your next stop, are you going to a catholic church to tell them that the pope you bought last week keeps shitting in the woods? This stuff is not designed to work. It's designed to look pretty for a couple of weeks so you can show it to your mates and make sure they all know what a cunt you are, then it breaks so you have to come and buy a new one to make sure people don't start thinking you're not a cunt. The whole point of our products is to allow cunts to show off how much money they have to piss away on stuff that doesn't work. If you're too poor to take advantage of this service I suggest you stroll the fuck on before I call security."
You're needed in the corporate death star thread!
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Me either, it's an odd thought really. In fact the last time I can remember anyone really making a big deal about their phone like this was me and it was the Palm Centro!
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Aint that the truth, the idea that owning an iPhone makes you part of some Apple cult hasn't been true (if it ever was) for half a decade...time to move on people, normal people own iPhones too, some of them live right next door to you.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Kid_Eternity
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You must hang around with some right wankers because that has never happened to me.
T & P
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Which incidentally is more than can be said of my fucking iPhone.You can also phone people on it
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