The grand Tory 'cum face' thread

[ItWillNeverWork]

Even Tories get their rocks off sometimes, and to celebrate the moments of hilarity granted to those poor souls present at the point of climax, I provide you all a thread to post up photos of what you think their cum faces might be.

I'll kick off the proceedings:

 

[starfish]

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Gingerman]

I'd love to make Louise cum...me bad

 

[starfish]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Old Gideon has a variety of them it seems:

 

[weepiper]

 

[tendril]

Old Gideon has a variety of them it seems:

particularly fine example. Wonder if they have glory holes in the HOP bogs?

 

[weepiper]

Old Gideon has a variety of them it seems:

jinx! (was composing mine before I saw yours)

 

[Gingerman]

 

[tendril]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

jinx! (was composing mine before I saw yours)

Yeah, yeah. If you insist.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[N_igma]

Norman Tebbit at the 1984 conference, what a randy bugger!

 

[Gingerman]

 

[twentythreedom]

 

[Roadkill]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

particularly fine example. Wonder if they have glory holes in the HOP bogs?

Oh, it's an absolute certainty that they do. Osborne insists that a member of the 'lower' classes is on the other side - preferably a cleaning lady or one of his maids. The smell of bleach and sound of squeaking marigolds really gets him hot.

 

[Roadkill]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[Roadkill]

 

[Gingerman]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Just to clarify, that was me liking the funniness of the photo, not liking the face itself. I'm not that depraved.

 

[Mungy]

frank field, is essentially a tory.

 

[imposs1904]

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

Different party, same inappropriate timing.

 

[ItWillNeverWork]

...

I hate you.

 

[imposs1904]

A Tory wanker in all but name.